wait; how again does being asexual make Jughead no longer white, or cis, or male, or loathsome?

The AVClub

Thanks for this timely takedown, The Onion Audio/Visual Club.

My favorite part of this movie is toward the end, when David Duchovny yells, "Let's shampoo us some aliens!"

[wheels out a gigantic whiteboard filled with complete transcripts of every episode of Workaholics]

"I need to come up with a distinctly American insult," said J. K. Rowling just before coming up with the only thing as British-sounding as 'muggle.'

Doctor Who except he's a depressed alcoholic nihilist, just like the writers.

Mike Nelson thinks it's a terrible movie for some baffling reason.

As much as I love Vincent Price, I think what you meant to say is "It's a genuine shame Ernest Thesiger didn't have Vincent Price's career." Just considering Dr. Pretorius and Horace Femm, I'm not sure which actor had a better corner on the "fey, sinister ham" market.

Against popular opinion, I fucking loved Diamondback and how unapolagetically schlocky and over-the-top he was. Every scene he's in (bar a few where he becomes a boring Marvel villain, usually when he's just bitching about Luke) draws from the best "Blaxploitation" influences and is so much fun.

(Trump finishes speech, blows out candle, menacingly says) "Many people are saying it's dark. I don't know. I don't know. But a lot of smart people are saying, and it looks like this might be the case, that the light's out, and I think that raises a lot of concerns, and somebody's gotta be looking into it, okay?"

He is reluctant, of course. Disillusioned and beaten at this point, but to upbraid him as "relying on the emotional labor of [black women]" is reductive. It paints him as exploitative when instead he is shaken, and honestly, being reasonably circumspect. The only way that bullshit vigilante crap works out well for…

what a strange comment

'His reluctance and need to be constantly motivated is a mark against
Luke and makes him someone someone who relies on the emotional labor of
others to spring to action'

dear editor:
in the future, please reject all submissions containing the word "fuckboy"

there are so many better reasons to hate Cards Against Humanity than this

:)

thank you for complying with my request.

well no it doesn't spoil my fun at all actually
the fact that you felt compelled to kick at me like a galvanized frog leg almost immediately tickles me pink

wait let me make an addendum to my earlier post since you're still engaged in a multi-day freakout meltdown over being made fun of by a fat alcoholic who lives in Milwaukee: i also visit the avclub to watch the author of "The Star Wars Prequels Don't Deserve Your Hatred" engage in a multi-day freakout meltdown over…