You know, I honestly don’t even remember what horribly irredeemably cruel thing I said about trans people that bothered you so much you’re bringing it up years later in a totally unrelated conversation, and it is seriously fucking creepy that you know my posting history better than I do.

Followup: why do New Yorkers always include crossroads when mentioning a location? You do understand that I’m not going to sprint over there right now because I do not live in New York City, right? And that those streets mean absolutely nothing to 99% of the human race?

Wow it’s almost like they were writing comedy.

Except even in the non Apu-centric episodes we still saw lots of small moments that flesh out his character. He took a bullet for James Woods!

It definitely was. Castanella openly said that mimickry was a tool he developed as a child as a coping mechanism, that he did it to everybody, includimg a convenience store owner he knew and disliked. He then added “I hope that no Indian kid ever got bullied because of me. It’s just a quirk of my personality.”

So your criticism is that his character developed over time.

Well the Simpsons is known for its rigid continuity.

Have you noticed the general trend of the entire Internet is nothing but nonstop explosive rage towards God and man and everything in between? If you’re not constantly offended every second of every day it’s because you’re a terrible, insensitive human being.

.......right, I just typed out the exact same thing. Et tu, Apu?

Edit: Beaten to the punch.

Oh my god, we get it dude. You don’t like Trump. No one does. You don’t need to be constantly frothing with rage about it.

I’ve read a lot of quiet stories about people who met Spacey and described him as being permanently accompanied by a cabana boy that you are not allowed to look at or acknowledge, but it was never clear if it was just “he’s into young, clean-shaven guys who look young but are of legal age”, or “no, he is literally…

Is Negan still wandering from character to character begging to die? How many characters got the drop on Negan but refused to kill him for no fucking reason THIS episode?

It’s like you know no one is reading the AV Club anymore and are free to just write essays about how much you hate Donald Trump without even bothering to half-ass a connection to pop culture.

“what’s a voice actor?”

So William, when will you be doing a followup to your last decent post?

I’m Kind Of Hating How You’re Openly And Deliberately Trying To Find New Things To Make Me Angry About, Internet!

If only there were other things one could do with their short, precious life...

Why the fuck do you have a podcast for the gritty Archie reboot

“if we bring back Superman but make him evil, we can have a big action scene where he knocks over buildings but no one will complain.”