The worst thing about all these sorts of articles—a pro gamer or streamer shows the emotional maturity of a racist 12 year old—is that they’re not isolated incidents. By the standards of civilized society, this sort of shit is appalling and anyone with even basic social skills can very, very clearly tell that…

I stopped watching this shit halfway through Season 2 because I kept telling my friends “You know this is just a really just a comvoluted way to say ‘mobey doesn’t buy happiness’, right?”

NYC is an especially one-sided relationship, because people who live there never, ever stop bringing it up in conversation.

He looks like an illegal Ukranian knockoff of Seanbaby.

Hahaha why is the mental inage of a doofus constantly banging his bike into walls and roaring DAMN YOU CITYYYYY so fucking funny?

Hey, look at me everyone, I’m being satirical!

I went to Chicago on a field trip in 6th grade. We went to Planet Hollywood, where Phil Hartman did a bit about Gennifer Flowers, got yelled at by my teacher for telling blowjob jokes in front of a room of “pumpkin children”, autographed my shirt, and fucking died two weeks later.

Melissandre constantly told Varys “Words hurt too, fucko”; Varys bashes her head in with a laptop playing D12's “Words Are Weapons”

Renly Baratheon was afraid of vaginas (not actually gay, just freaked out by them, contrary to popular belief); got stabbed by a queef devil

Night King is famous for running people down with his car; famously interrupted Littlefinger’s trial to yell I CAN’T WAIT TO BE RUN OVER WITH MY CAR

Scott Buck is like some metademonic entity ala Wes Craven’s New Nightmare that lives in the stories people tell about it, only in Scott Buck’s case, it’s making everyone eternally schedule trips to Argentina.

I just posted about how great Scott Buck is and apparently Kinja or the universe itself seems to have deleted it, which makes sense. The mainstream media has always had it in for Scott Buck and his renegade vision.

Scott Buck is a fucking treasure. He’s the reason I have “Saxon” and “Argentina” tatooed on my knuckles.

“But the worst culprit in this misfire is showrunner Scott Buck”

Yes, and one of my all-time favorite Crazy Person tropes is the belief that you can summon SWAT teams to imprison people at will for saying you make bad pizza.

Did you see the subsequent social media meltdown, where they went on extended Chris-Chan rants about Trolls and Cyberbullies and AMERICA IS FOR WRASSLIN and how Gordon Ramsay stole her original Sonic the Hedgehog recolor?

Yeah, it’s true. The UK Kitchen Nightmares is far more down to earth. But even then, watch the infamous Amy’s Baking Comoany episode, where the owners were seriously mentally ill, uncooperative, openly commit tax fraud on camera, and actively disrupt filming. It’s surreal. The show actually pulls back the curtain and…

1) Everything about him is terrible

So now that we’re 18 months into the future, was the spoiler you’re referring to the revelation that Night King was married to the abominable snowman from the stop-motion Rudolph special, thought Yukon Cornelius and Bumble were having an affair on account of the fact that Night King’s favorite sexual position is…

What if it turns out Night King’s casino doesn’t have a proper gambling license