comedy bang bang more like god hates us and it's your fault

2016 poaches one last ember from the fading hearth of our national optimism.

Hey Guillermo, open up! I wanna release a promising, high-profile teaser only to be inexplicably defunded too!

(Hannibal Lecter peers in from a skylight)

I literally lived right next to the Armand Hammer museum in LA.

Boyhood!

does it take place in nilbog

I could look past eye-humping his own daughter, stealing his sole policy suggestion from Game of Thrones, and going on crazed rape frenzies, but this is a bridge too far.

Boyhood! It took 12 years to make! Boyhood! 12 years!

STOP THIS

Has anyone made a "…and whenever Negan isn't around, everyone should ask 'WHERE'S NEGAN???'" joke yet?

so once this is cancelled, NBC will have room in its lineup to bring back Hannibal, right?

Realtalk: Like other DC movies, Leto was too self-aware of the Joker's Serious Importance to bother crafting an actual vision. Like Lex Luthor In BvS Colon DoJ, they neglect basic questions like "Why does anyone follow this campy, mincing asshole?"

(Lex Luthor puts Nicholas Cage in a Wicker Man)

Was he that crazy fun foreign guy that was posting surreal, disjointed manifestos about how we ahould be so lucky to have Jared Leto as our UPS man?

The entire movie would be Batman disenchantedly rubbing his face, muttering "the fuck is this shit" over and over.

The entire movie I was hoping he would say "Can't make the scene if you don't have the green" before robbing a bank.

Suicide Squad is "tight and well-written"? Are you the editor for the Negan scenes on Walking Dead?

Harley Quinn: "Alright Breakdancing Zool, I'll serve you. There's just one small problem…"

His performance choice was "I went undercover as a mailman for some reason and decided I was Jim Carrey in The Mask".