I hope season 2 deals with the haunted Godzilla game for the NES, and all six episodes are just one long, unbroken shot of someone playing video games.

this article is highly biased against awful people who write terrible books

Chucky is very famous for politely leaving rooms.

SPOILER FOR SIMPSONS 2016 ELECTION EPISODE:

Donald Trump developed a litmus test for how many people in this country are inexcusably terrible.

well see it's very sophisticated meta-humor

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Does he have any raps about HORMEL BLACK LABEL BEEF PRODUCTS and/or MESSIN' W SASQATCH?

Batman is literally a billionaire with the arsenal of a small nation's military aggressively bullying teenagers out in the woods for buying beer with fake IDs

Today Red Letter Media posted its 105-minute Plinkett review of The Force Awakens, and it included a shot at the AV Club for posting bullshit clickbait articles used to advance a corporate agenda,

but they're garnering such positive reactions

fart

He was just reunited with his kidnapped wife and child in an abandoned Circuit City in Ohio.

I hate you, Kevin. I fucking hate you.

You are all bacon whores now. Congratulations. There is literally no way to recover your credibility after coming out as a bacon whore. Remember that. Because we will. You'll be trying to say something snarky about this year's Oscar nominees not having enough transsexual Inuits or whatever, and we'll just be like…

There is no possible way New York can be phonier than I think.

yp, mp, jared leto is the worst joker ever, we don't follow your industry, your industry jargon, but what's on that rough cut of suicide squad….is magic.

well, he looks like a child molester, which is scarier than most goblins, so that's a start

This is literally just "Here's a cocktail recipe using name-brand vodka. buy it." There's not even the pretense of it being an "article" at this point

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