whose idea was it to make joker's entire plot be about his uncontrollable erection

Jared Leto's Joker was so horny he personally hired an armored division of tanks to assault a supermax surrounded by government agents just so he could have sex. So yes, he absolutely was a 14 year-old boy.

Raul Julia was fucking amazing in Street Fighter and I still yell lines like "SOMETHING WRONG, COLONEL??? YOU CAME TO FIGHT A SNOWMAN AND FOUND A GOD!?!?"

"I, the Joker, am also famous for my uncontrollable hard-on. My ghostly white member is forever roaring at my drawers, and everything I do is in service of wet junk. Heath Ledger was a fucking hack fraud. I am the Joker."

It's just an additional 25 minutes of the Joker mailing people unusual things, saying "I, the Joker, am the Batman villain famous for his mailbox pranks! Heath Ledger died a coward!"

*Jon Snow is pounding Jared Leto's face into the mud*

I'm still bewildered by people who think Trump's coalition of "old white males without a college education" is going to somehow sweep him to victory.

Every one of those horrible people voted for Donald Trump

AS A WHITE PERSON I FIND THIS POST UNSPEAKABLE FILTH

Hillary 2016: Do You Seriously Want To Spend The Next Four Years Talking About Donald Trump?

That's enough out of you young man.

depends on how many layers of meta you're willing to go through

"Method" implies it had anything to do with the actual character of the Joker. All he did was mail things! As if that's Joker's calling card! Rude letters!

maybe we're only truly born . . . when we die

we all gotta die some day . . .

Perception v reality . . .

(Batman has pinned down Dexter and is about to drive a spear through his throat)

Zod: "PEOPLE OF EARTH: Hand over Superman and I will leave you in peace!"

Wonder Woman is probably going to get pregnant after getting gang-raped on a pinball machine, causing her to get an abortion. Her doctor will prescribe Vicodin to help her deal with the physical pain of her ID&E, but she rapidly starts to abuse it to cope with the horrible PTSD following the event.

The review was a structural mess and your Bartleby reference was ham-fisted.