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How is "Dani Faith Leonard" not a porn star's name.

If you're gonna have porno-level acting, you might as well go full porno.

It really, really felt like a porno where everyone was gonna drop their pants any second. Once Paula Allen started rubbing Patricia Batewomanohdoesthatthreatenyou's shoulders, I instinctively dropped my pants.

BUT WHAT IF A MAN HAD THAT ABORTION???

This video is just missing points all over the place.

Because they lost sight of the scene's artistic context in favor of a deliberately politicized message. The film's goal—which, let's not forget, was directed by a woman—was not to present a scene and say OOOOOH LOOK AT THIS NOW THEY'RE WOMEN DOES THAT THREATEN YOU?????, it was a darkly comical parody of the

I'm sure that if someone raped and mutilated you for months on end in your childhood home, and also made it very clear he'd have you gang-raped if you ever came near him again and was not remotely sorry for any of it, you'd forgive him and bake them cookies because you're just full of Christlike love for all of God's

Amy Schumer is the female Tim Allen, so yes. Boundlessly horrible.

Melissadre just keeps trying to bring him back.

Demons Coming At You From Above, Angels Punching Your Feet, Gods Dressed Up Like Men But Doing A Bad Job Of It, Middle Aged Actuaries As Gods Colon Dawn Of Justice

It's a pretty straightforward arc. Littlefinger consolidates power by sowing chaos everywhere, sits on the Throne, the Starks reunite at Winterfell, everyone else joins Dany for the big battle, the Walkers invade and kill Littlefinger as he sits on the Throne, big battle, Jon and Dany hook up. They've got plenty of

Taking pleasure in another human being's pain? Is That The Sort Of Person You Want To Be?

I wish he would've just blurted out his entire character arc on the jog there.

In the past three days, I have heard more references to Serpentine than I have in my entire life. And I'm not even referring to GoT exclusively. I was moving boxes the other day and my boss yelled "Serpentine!" at me.

Hafthor Bjornnson really needs to play Jason in the next Friday the 13th.

SHE'S JUST AS BAD AS RAMSAY NOW

HUMAN BEINGS DIED, PEOPLE

I am absolutely in favor Bryan Cranston having fun and making money.

Are you seriously arguing a victim of rape and mutilation has no right to want revenge? That you, as a person who has experienced neither, are qualified to say "Now she's as bad as Ramsay"?

Yeah, Jon Snw straddles a weird line between being the most level-headed person on the show and the dumbest.