HOLY FUCKING SHIT ALL OF YOU. Sit the fuck down and look at what you all just did, like some reasonable adults, if any of you are adults at all from what I’m seeing. Jeez.

Silly question for people here...is there a way to get surgery to have *both* sets of functioning parts?

More pressing health concerns like “I drank myself into having no liver” or “I can’t stop eating so I have heart disease” or “I laid out in the sun for vanity so I have skin cancer”?

Yes. Absolutely. In fact, I’d rather have both sets of parts than just one. If I had to pick a label, it’d be agender, and really I want to have the sexual functioning of both sides. I don’t identify much with either one, and both have their perks, so...

I feel like guns’ power has lost so much respect, and that’s a bad thing. My dad was poor as fuck in the middle of nowhere farmland when he was young, and he carried his inherited .22 rifle around to hunt squirrels as a kid. He knew how to carry it, to always treat it as loaded, how to clean it, and how to travel…

“God made men. Samuel Colt made men equal.” In the worst way.

“Man bites dog” does sometimes happen!

I forgive him for saying pretty much anything given that a freaking GUN was pointed at his KIDS.

I am all for gun control, but I truly hope people don’t think it will basically negate tragedies like this in the future. She could just as easily have gotten out a big knife and killed them (though one could make the case that wresting away a knife from your average middle-aged woman is probably easier than dealing…

I believe the goal of society is to make life a little easier for everyone in the world.

Why are they fragile? A combination of mental illness, parenting, and sheer luck. If they’re woefully unprepared, whose fucking fault is that? You can’t punish them for their parents.

I’m going to go with the unpopular opinion: you weren’t doing anything wrong, and Abigail Fishers aren’t to blame for this. Hold on before you burn me at the stake here.

“Faculty: take your students’ pain seriously.”

But it shouldn’t be blasted all over the internet for everyone to see.

No one should be ready to evict Depp from anything until the allegations are addressed. Why is everyone here so very much “guilty until proven innocent”?

This is flat wrong to do — the leak, that is. Slack is NOT a public venue. Slack is NOT public social media. Slack is NOT facebook. It’s private business talk.

I’d volunteer but I’d rather not go to jail. Or kill the poor gay kids, who might just be left inside to burn while everyone else leaves...

Yeah, disowning her would be an improvement over this bullshit.

I truly wish there were some legal path to shutting these things down. They’re basically slave camps for gay kids. I keep imagining someone, like, sneaking in with a phone in the Secret Lady Ninja Pocket and filming stuff and whipping up a political/legal riot with it.

If I could give you a million stars, I would, because I agree more than I can possibly convey.