Weird fact: I have the same age bracket, color scheme, and *street name* as that woman, and I often bike to work. My friends were calling me panicking and wondering if I was alive, because they knew someone had gotten killed on Beacon St. by a truck while biking. It was so strange to be greeted that day by “HOLY SHIT…

I’m so, so sorry. You have all my condolences, and I hope that asshole gets dragged into custody as soon as possible.

I’m so glad they caught this fuck. One of my friends got beaned by a hit and run driver a couple years back. He would’ve gotten away if a bystander hadn’t seen the whole ordeal and called the cops with the license plate number. She’s okay, thank goodness.

I agree with you here. Once there are dead bodies in garbage bags, I start hoping someone will jump out and shoot the guy in the head so we don’t waste time and resources on that piece of shit. He has given up any humanity in my mind and deserves to be put down with no fanfare and no debate, like a rabid dog.

Just...for kicks? To get their jollies? Rape them and leave them in a ditch?

It’s cool, everyone is late because they’re busy dying! :P

There will be so much burn that we’ll all be bringing marshmallows.

I seriously want to. Like can I just write a letter asking that if I fly down can I have a beer with Obama? I dunno, he’s a bro, maybe he’d answer XD

Okay what is this? I’m late to this party but I didn’t know Taylor Swift was some kind of Holy Grail for white supremacists.

If more people loved each other at the level of Obama and Biden’s bromance, we would have peace on Earth. Gosh they’re wonderful.

Okay. There are pranks, and there are things like this. Pranks are amusing things — like switching salt for sugar and watching someone grimace at their tea. But seriously, what the FUCK. Putting capsaicin in someone’s vagina? Seriously? What the fuck? I would’ve fried his jaws so hard he wouldn’t be getting off the…

I swear you got this from the Onion. Most of my brain believes it when you say you didn’t, but part of me can’t believe you didn’t...

Wait. Shit. I passed my Last Fuckable Day without knowing? I thought it was at 30! Turns out it was...last March!

Not vaccinating your kids due to stupid reasons should be considered child abuse.

You. YOU! You can help me!

I’m trying my ass off to avoid the magical number 16, since that’s where plus size starts in my local stores. And at that point, I feel like society will throw me in the “fat people clothes” bin and I’ll never get out...

There’s a pretty obvious reason for this: designers don’t think fat looks good on the runway. They make clothes for people who are going to be in ads and praised on the internet in pics — and we all know what happens to fat people who dare to be on the internet. They don’t want their clothes on people who are going to…