I think the Smirnoff formulation would go:

Jonathan Kent wasn’t portrayed as a “paranoid psychotic”, nor did he explicitly advocate or condone the death of neighborhood children.

He was, however, portrayed as a average, normal adoptive father struggling to grasp what exactly is happening to his son. He was afraid of what would happen once word inevitably got…

That very well may be the case, but until Nintendo offers some kind of guidelines for everything, people are going to get upset for having their content removed with no explanation.

Oh yes, because RDJ was comic book Tony Stark come to life and not just RDJ playing himself.

Ashamed of the source material...

Source material? I thought black widow was Russian and ultron was created by hank pym. I am sure you watched MCU movies and claimed yourself all knowing geek. Comics themselves alter their characters. I suppose you already knew this but want to nitpick DC without any legit reason.

That is an incredibly interesting interpretation of MoS’s controversial ending. I’m actively rethinking through the plot of the movie with that new context in mind, and...

Minecraft is Gorgeous

Beauty is truly in the eye of the behold .... because it still looks like Minecraft to me nothing “gorgeous” about it....

When you say gorgeous...

The good old fashion “Don’t talk shit unless you can do better yourself” logic. Never really got that frame of mind to be honest.

Honestly? I hope the dev simply fulfills the stretch goals and then moves on. Games don’t need to be developed infinitely. While some games work wonderfully that way, not all do (or even can), so this just needs to get everything done and then end, chaulking it up to a decent, if not great, and then he needs to work…

I can’t say I wouldn’t be upset myself. When the biggest name on youtube when it comes to games calls your game shit for millions of fans to see, it could really hit your morale hard.

It’s too bad he can’t thrive on and channel the positive reception his unexpected success brought about. He should hit the internet while he’s hot and release 4 bear simulators in 2016 then bail when the complex lore becomes so convoluted it defies explanation.

I have a feeling you know nothing about working out. This absoultely engages the core as well just about every other muscle from the chest down. The same way you use dumbells in a press to give your arms a range of motion/engage muscles due to varying degrees of chaos, you use a ball to add that same…

I get where you’re coming from, totally. I get offended by gross humor too. Anything that takes the form of “Ha ha rape! Am I right guys? Wink wink nudge nudge.” Or, “I saw a homeless guy. What’s up with that? Those guys are the worst! HA!” Like, I basically hope the Southpark dudes and their disciples die choking on…

I had a bunch of jokes, and then I realized, “Hey, wait a second, when did it become ok at school to just be cool with sticking inanimate objects into another student’s asshole?”

I’m a Bernie supporter but if he doesn’t get the nomination it is selfish to not vote for her. Only really fucking privileged people can afford to have any of these racist, classist pieces of shit lead our country (no, Hillary doesn't come close.)

Oh FFS. I like Bernie too but this is still top-shelf tweet from the H campaign.

I hate the guy. HATE him. But this will be the one and only time I defend him, because the Mother Jones piece was off the mark.