Reportedly, her name is Mary Hvida. She said she was in a band in the 40s and 50s. Sounds sort of "Surf Rock" style to me. I need an in depth article about this lady, stat!

Yeah. The whole tone of the article seems to suggest that these poor foreigners don't know what the shirts say. I've chatted with many poor Cubans and they're well aware of what the shirts say and they generally find it funny. Laughter is a good coping mechanism and the irony of the situation is very apparent to them.…