Don’t take a job as an executioner then. Don't like the changes to your job? Can't in good conscience do them? Step the fuck down.

I wanna cook that kinja in a rusty spoon and shoot it between my toes.

This has got to just be A-level trolling, I don’t want to believe those are actual opinions a sentient person can have.

Somewhere, he’s wearing Concrete Brad shoes.

RUN YOU STUPID FUCKING BUBBAPROG, RUN!

God, what have I been doing with my life?

I’m glad I’m not the only one who still gets his sports news from Kige Ramsey.

remembers when DUAN was more than just a college radio station

Affirmed.

Imagine if Carl were in the Ashley Madison doc dump. Prolly uses his birth name, though, so we’ll never know.

Carl Monday is watching you cheat on your wife.

“years before you likely started reading this website...”

I always start with the weekly flyer. For example:

See, that response is how you put it without bragging about yourself. Lead with that next time and you won’t get shit for sounding like a douche “I make a lot of money and am much smarter than most people, so my opinion isn’t with the minority” is exactly how I read it as well.

And more unvaccinated children in the Chicago area.

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I’m a hunter, and I know I always feel the proudest when I use bait to lure an animal that I have no intention of eating and that has become acclimated to being in the presence of people (which removes any sport in it) nominally outside a protected area for the sole purpose of counteracting the shame of my shockingly…

For small quantities, I just keep a squeeze tube in the fridge.

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