Which part of "with similar credit histories" was confusing?

"I'm ready to play the biggest game of my life," Brady texted a former teammate before kickoff.

My pits are sweating at my desk. I paid good money for the whiskey used to suppress my memories like these and some are coming back to me.

I don't know, imagining a loose acquaintance showing up to a work presentation and blasting a fight song on the clarinet is unsettling.

Alternate Take:

Guys are really bad at not weirding out women.

I cannot read this.

The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

yeah like how he pulled that rocket out of his ass and resupplied the international space station. What a poser.

I hope someone finds that article.

I know Olbermann has given ESPN a lot of grief during his time but man, when he gets it right, he gets it right.

Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.…

You could if "Criticism" was the name of a black man buying an Airsoft Gun

"Is that how law works? Somebody clue me in, here. Can I just go around fining people for shit?"

A-Ha Clinton Dix wouldn't hesitate to take him on.

This in no way absolves the NFL for their mishandling of the situation: our society, and most all societies fail people enduring domestic violence (to further the understanding of the issue, it is important to note there is growing literature about the high prevalence of domestic violence in gay and lesbian couples…

Imagine a conversation between Reggie Jackson and Ricky Henderson. Would that be in the sixth person or what?

Gamers: "We want games to be considered Art!"

I always wondered what happened to Heatmiser.