“None more red.”

Stone is easily in the running for second most-desirably-punchable face in the world after the tRUMP boys and Paul Ryan.

Politicians gonna politician is not a good counter-argument IMHO. 

I want a president for me to look at the way that Trudeau is looking at Obama[MY President].

You should never have to regret being compassionate and thoughtful.

I have previously called this administration “Thermite” for they burn through whatever new low there can be.

Finally! The truth!

The hot take on Lebron gets my vote for this single line of stupidity alone.

For even just a second, Senator Scott was the rarest of all things: a decent human being that happens to be a Republican.

If there is a Hell, he’ll see Cruz there. 

Really? Affecting the sign of a fascist regime cannot be parsed for intent?

The 2018 Darwin Racism Award winner Joseph Magnuson!

Black Republicans take note: this is how they do you in the end*.

Caller: “What do you mean Uncle Stan is dead?”

“Too bad, so sad” *downs entire six-pack of Michelob Ultra*

Remember that Garfield scooped this first...there is no Wyoming. 

WITF: What In The Fuq...is wrong with these people?

A small man for a leap, a great leap for small-mankind.

“Mary, Mary” Why ya buggin’?

These are nothing less than concentration camps.