No jodas con nosotros, Karen!

I’m atheist, but still...

Good job Georgia. It only took 232 years, 6 months and 22 days.

Keep walking and don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Who knew that Confederate Traitor-Lovers tears are the most delicious tears of all?

Sen. Corey Booker, WHY do you think Rand Paul is your friend?

“Don’t look at me, I just know stuff.”

These bastards are exhausting.

“I can break these cuffs!”
“You can’t break those cuffs.”
“AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH!”

#cardinalsAstrosdevilmagic

Are javelins pointy at both ends?

What do you mean “you people”?

That’s how some locals(& former locals like me) endearingly refer to it sometimes. Tuckson haha!

It’s Tucson not Tuscon(it’s misspelled a lot!). Pronounced Two-Sawn. It’s a Native American word that I still don’t know the meaning of even after having spent my formative years there.

Fuck Cancer!

Jack needs Twitter to be a wretched hive of scum and villainy for the $$$.

Mango Mussolini essentially made this guy his doctor. Sounds about right.

Hopefully Megyn Kelly will realize: Blackface, it’s a big deal.