No jodas con nosotros, Karen!

I’m atheist, but still...

Good job Georgia. It only took 232 years, 6 months and 22 days.

Keep walking and don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Who knew that Confederate Traitor-Lovers tears are the most delicious tears of all?

Sen. Corey Booker, WHY do you think Rand Paul is your friend?

“Don’t look at me, I just know stuff.”

These bastards are exhausting.

#cardinalsAstrosdevilmagic

Are javelins pointy at both ends?

What do you mean “you people”?

That’s how some locals(& former locals like me) endearingly refer to it sometimes. Tuckson haha!

It’s Tucson not Tuscon(it’s misspelled a lot!). Pronounced Two-Sawn. It’s a Native American word that I still don’t know the meaning of even after having spent my formative years there.

Fuck Cancer!

Mango Mussolini essentially made this guy his doctor. Sounds about right.

Hopefully Megyn Kelly will realize: Blackface, it’s a big deal.

“None more red.”

Stone is easily in the running for second most-desirably-punchable face in the world after the tRUMP boys and Paul Ryan.