Fuck that, the rights to Deadpool need to go to Ryan Reynolds.

These bystanders weren’t so heroic.

No shit, that sounds better than pretty much any job I have ever had. You got drunk after work, went dancing and bowling and karaoke? Not exactly something you call OSHA over.

Yeah, her very long shift was 8 hours - so a normal work day, right. Boo fucking hoo. Sorry bitches, I deal will worse than this shit daily and probably paid a quarter of what these trending twats are

That was way more tame than I expected it to be.

He said “so every other play didn’t end with a shredded ligament.” Why don't YOU try some reading comprehension?

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Counterpoint: go ahead and pee in the pool. It’s fine.

Bahrain in Spain kicks mainly in the brain.

This is always a problem at baseball games for some reason. Oh braves and Marlins are playing better get my Cubs hat and jersey. No you annoying douche stay home.

If Deadspin’s gonna report on Spanish-language stories, it’d be cool if you guys had someone on staff who can speak the language instead of using Google Translate and secondhand accounts. It’s come up before in soccer articles, but this is an especially weird example. It’s not like this is a bad article or anything,…

Breeland better watch out - Snyder strikes me as someone who’d make a coat out of those puppies

I used to work with a lot of stock brokers and FA’s, and they all loved blackberrys for only one thing, THE KEYBOARD. They all scoffed at the idea of using an iPhone/adroid phone because they couldn’t wrap their heads around using a touchscreen keyboard. I feel like if they came up with a physical keyboard design that…

My friends and I were kind of bored through most of it. There was what... One TKO, one submission and whole host of decisions? Lots of boos from the crowd in several of the fights too. So it’s kind of surprising to see someone say it was everything it needed to be for one the most hyped UFCs in history.

Before you are amazed, watch the full video: Montano threw a screaming fit as she collapsed her way to the finish line in the most obnoxious fashion. Martinez was 100% class, but Montano was absurd.

This guy is also an attentionhawk, and you are feeding him.

Ballhawkers typically bring two shirts to baseball games so they can appeal to home and away players to get a ball tossed their way. All in all it’s a real classy operation.

Except that’s a myth....

People that bought into the whole no car lifestyle and depend on a single point of failure for their mobility.

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