I AM FILING THE PAPERS TO ADOPT KELLY OUBRE JR. AS MY SON RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Lots of good lines, but I am shocked no one pointed out these Eagles season ticket holders in the clip.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

Yeah sorry but that’s not an ejection. Incidental contact on someone who fell into him.

Whhhyyyyyyyyyyyy

American here...and combat vet.

Not my president’s trophy

I don’t know why I find that ending so creepy, but I do. And I’m glad they didn’t go with a more typical gore fest ending—part of what made it effective is its ambiguity and unexpectedness.

I’ve seen teams take shot-clock violations; I’ve seen the Wizards themselves do it a handful of times. It’s fine! It’s even kind of admirable, I suppose.

Dudes, you can clearly see Harden pinch him. Now, I hate Draymond, but that was justified.

“...it’s hard to imagine a player like Harden consistently and sneakily engaging in the incredibly juvenile behavior of pinching.”

I really appreciate when he does shit like this so I don’t have to feel so dumb for hating him.

Think connecting a 12V battery to a 6V system might have contributed to that a little?

you don’t lose money from pirating, if anything you now have 172K worth of advertising to people that would of never bought it in the first place.

Reporter: Mr. Snyder, what’s your primary sports management philosophy or motivating factor? Is it championship rings? Legacy? Community improvement?

They’re getting the fuck out of the dugout since apparently that’s where the jackass is aiming with the bat flip.

What’s up with the “everyone leave the dugout and meet him at the plate” bullshit like it’s a walkoff homer?

For the LOVE OF GOD buy that rust free 2002tii BMW with 50k that the old guy in Elton, VA had in his front yard for $1200, obo... It was beautiful and I still think about it to this day...

Enjoy this time... smartphones are coming to ruin the roads.

I’m surprised he was allowed to stay in his seats that long. I could barely get through 1:15 of it.