Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.

You seem fun.

That’s not Crazy Taxi

Or you could Google it, dickhead.

Seriously? How is this post-worthy. How do people own cars and not know what these are.

I understand what you are saying, but I’d imagine that to a black person, a white guy waving the Confederate flag is a message of “I wish that you black people were once again property of white people.”

Alternate take: Dan Snyder thinks negative stories are good for the team. It pretty much explains every move Dan Snyder has made since buying the team...

A lot of times, you hear stories about a professional athlete going broke, and you feel bad for them.

The obvious true villain here is Grey Hoodie. Get the hell out of the way dude. Whatever you are chirping is far less important than our unobstructed view. Dick.

Im gonna call it now: Fake.

Yeah I tend not to care what people do with their own shit on their own property. If you get mad because someone has a car in their driveway that hasn’t moved in months, that’s your problem, not theirs.

“The plane is an eyesore!” -Some guy who probably owns a Nissan Juke

Talking up a sub .500 team by mentioning another sub .500 team’s win streak. This is sad kinja.

It’s your responsibility to make sure that shit doesn’t fly off your roof. If it comes off your roof, then you’re on the hook for any damages sustained. Clear that shit off, or get a lower roof car. Your laziness/disability/whatever is no excuse, as you don’t HAVE TO drive a tall-roofed car.

well, 2 anyway...one is just a bike.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

You really think a Duke man would ever support a strike?

I’m finally ready to admit that whenever I see USMNT the first thing that comes to mind is Ninja Turtles. This is my burden to carry.

this could really trip Duke up as they make a push towards the conference tournament

no, i think a child was raped and your first and only fucking concern is doing your best to clear the name of the basketball program in a comments section. jesus, dude.