I’m actually with you. NW is getting $50 million a year in Big10 networkTV money, so they need to keep up with the Michigans and Wisconsins who spend just as much, just not at one time.

On top of that, kneeling has been a demonstration of loyalty and respect, across the world, for thousands of years whereas standing with one hand over one lung (the heart is central in the body) has been a requirement in America for only 76 years.

To some people, it means “FUCK YOU SADDAM FOR 9/11!!!” A lot of whom are in these very NFL stands every Sunday.

For some reason (I am dumb) I wasn’t sure where you were going with this, but boy you nailed the landing.

To me I’m a native American living on an Indian reservation. The flag has no meaning to me or most of my people here. I’ll never stand for that flag. Us govt to this day tries to violate my tribes treaty rights. There is no change from the 1800s to now only the govt kills us with meth

Lemme check my notes: so you have to stand for the anthem out of respect, but it’s cool to mock Vietnam vets for being POWs.

As much as a I love me some serious butthole, I have to say I very much prefer relaxed, easy-going butthole, preferably right after a 5 day juice cleanse.

The outrage stems from the fact that the university chooses to spend millions on swanky practice facilities instead of fairly compensating players.

Nick seems to be at once mad that players aren’t compensated for the sacrifice they make in college, and also mad that they now have some swanky facilities to spend their time in.

...or truck driving assholes in the Midwest. They are the chief offenders of that shit out here.

That’s probably true, no matter where or how they park.

Your local Starbucks would be nothing but nonstop stay-at-home-mom taserings

The owners of massive lifted trucks here in the south are as plentiful as they are bad at parking. I submit them as tribute for a mass tasing.

Worse yet those guys usually do it in the middle of the day, at least Brown had the decency to do it in an empty lot at 2am.

Fair. Next.

That’s probably true regardless of where they park....

They’re not only doing at 2 am when there’s nobody else in the parking lot, either. I’ve seen one of them manage to take THREE lanes in the middle of lunch hour...

“...proudly wore the damn thing while scanning every single person within range to not only make sure everyone saw their hat but also ensure that people knew it was on purpose.”

That was amazing.