I was just gonna say that. Lol

He doesn’t even deserve the happiness that mariachis bring. He needs to get tuba’d everywhere from now on.

The most I ever saw in 5 years of reading this website was 1800. It’s topped that by several hundred now.

Yes. This rivals the famous, “she wants an old argument with your wife?” Deadspin comment of 2013:

Oh my. I can’t stop laughing at your comment. I couldn’t have said it any better. This really made my day reading your comment.

Ever, for me.

Agree. This wasn’t her first rodeo.

I am more than a decade in (on my third account) and I think I have seen the 1000 mark broken like twice. There needs to be a hall of fame for this shit.

I’ve read these sites for years, but this is what finally made me create an account to give a star.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I cannot express to you how much I like the use of the term “weak beeves” instead of “weak beefs.” It gives me pure joy.

Sorry, my next-door neighbor when I was in high school had what remains the best body I’ve EVER seen—I’m talking one that would make Emily Ratajkowski jealous—by the time she was 15. And would take any occasion to sunbath in a tiny bikini about 30 feet from my bedroom window.

If you’re jerkin’ it EXCLUSIVELY to classmates from twenty years ago, yeah, you’re sad and need to move on with your life posthaste.

You and everyone that responded to you needs to hop off their high-horse and cut out the wank shaming. If you’re feeling guilty about masturbating, you’re most definitely not living your best life.

It’s amazing how clearly he is speaking despite wearing a mouth piece and getting punched in the head.

Exactly why he cut the straps remains unclear.

It was tongue-and-cheek and hasty, and a poor summation. You’re right to call those out. I’ll say what I was thinking: I don’t believe Bill. I think the Pats did research, sat on this, and now that it’s becoming public, decided the best course of action was to deny. I’m just angry at a shit organization, and I made a…

This is such a stupid comment I just can’t let it stand. First of all, what “law” are you even talking about? There is no law that even prevents people found guilty of rape and murder from becoming assistant football coaches, much less an indictment that led to no charges. Secondly, if you are suggesting the “law”…

Now Skeeter, he ain’t hurtin’ nobody. I think the person you’re raging at was just lamenting that training deaths happen at all.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."