I can’t roll my eyes hard enough at the fact that you take an internet comment about football and presume to know how much the commenter cares for their children’s neurological health.

WHY WOULD SOMEONE EVER THINK ABOUT POOPING OUT OF THEIR DICK

So a norovirus outbreak is happening just as people from every country on the planet descend into the area, in time to contract it and then return back to their home countries.

I lived in St. Paul for three years while my wife went to law school there. I drove past that monstrosity every day on my commute to Eden Prairie.

Super Hot Dish Taek imo

Most football players - even kickers! - are just really big people.

I think it’s time to just bulldoze Michigan State University like fucking Abu Ghraib.

I hope someone else posted this already, but here’s Mike Ditka shattering the soul of Jim Harbaugh:

Just what did Pink Skull say he was offended by?

Maybe you should thoroughly eat my butthole

NBA beef is the worst beef.

It’s 2018 and it’s still almost legal to randomly kill black people

Perhaps you shouldn’t come to someone named “SevereButthole” on a Deadspin comment thread to validate your creepy rape virtue-signalling.

Well, thanks for taking this far enough off the rails that I no longer see why I engaged! Have a good weekend, pal!

So you’re straight up accusing Greg Howard of rape then? Cool man, but you should probably have something to back that up with.

1.) I don’t think Fox Sports is really “covering up” Larry Nassar’s case - it’s just ignoring it, and fuck them for doing so. As stated by another commenter, it doesn’t fit their narrative and they don’t want to feed into the recent upswell in taking sexual abuse seriously. “Covering up” involves actively taking steps…

I’ve actually asked about this before, and tried to find some report of it online. All I ever find is some really sketchy innuendo - not a whole lot more than a now-deleted tweet and some website that has a giant disclaimer that the entire list of suspects that follows it could be bullshit.

I wish I had a snarky comment for this. I’m out of ‘em. Fuck that ridiculous right-wing cabal of sham networks and everything they stand for.

Of all the harassment stories that have surfaced in the last few months, this case is, in my opinion, easily the most sickening. It makes me choke up when I read about how manipulative this fucking skid mark was, and is still trying to be. It’s not just the abuse itself that is horrific. It’s the gaslighting.

I don’t think the statement was intended to draw any association with the military itself. It was an analogy.