I was going to go with “Televangelist Southern Preacher”, but that works too.

“Chud” is a bit too gracious of a label for this...person

Both. It’s a chicken-or-egg kind of an equation.

I wanted to make Curt Schilling jokes. I wanted to make NWA jokes.

Bra-Fucking-Vo

I mean, yeah

LOL it’s reasonable to consider me deranged. And now your comment will be un-greyed for all to see

Wait, you’ll eat the poop sausages but only give yourself 5 minutes to play with a freshly washed butthole?

You’re 100% correct. I just never thought I’d witness a situation where so many football teams were so terrified of alienating the racist snowflake portion of their fanbases.

Re: Microwave Popcorn

Sports Is Life indeed

My joke above was in reference to the often-baffling state of what constitutes a catch and what doesn’t in the modern iteration of the NFL rule book. I like to have a little fun with it sometimes.

The ball clearly brushed the ground when Hilton hit the turf. No catch.

What the hell was Winston doing? Lattimore was clearly walking away from the sideline. Winston’s acting like a douche while getting his ass kicked. He deserved to get shoved harder. Evans flies in with a far cheaper shot. What a punk team.

Group text:

I like to think that Kaep would sign his deal, then tell McNair to GO FUCK HIMSELF and take a piss on the lobby floor before leaving the Texans facility.

Ah yes, the old “this is how I react in this situation, so everyone else should react exactly the same way even though we all come from a variety of backgrounds and life experiences that makes up the spectra of human existence - additionally, I’m offended at people’s reactions that differ from my own” line.

Fucko! One of my favorites as well.

Yes, a state that owns 3/4ths of the entire US West Coastline has no business getting DoD funds to protect it. Go fuck yourself (respectfully, of course). LOL

“Namaste, motherfuckers! Wash that monkey, it’s Monday bitches”