Doop to the Pantz BEEOTCH

This was and still is the fucking worst. Take your Junior Mints and stuff them deep inside yourself, Burneko.

Just wondering if you read the above article about Purdue that this Californian gentleman was commenting on.

From one Butthole to another, I tip my hat to you, sir. Let this taek stand among the Buttholey-est of taeks.

The fact that you recognize his traits and are weary of becoming him already means that you’re a far more mindful and conscientious person than your old man. I think you can put that fear to rest.

I HAD A DREAM ABOUT CIRCUS PEANUTS LAST NIGHT GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU DEMON

Basketball? Fun, I guess

I watched A New Hope last night for the first time in probably 10-15 years.

This was lovely thank you

No ToeJam & Earl? Hard pass

Yeah, that’s so true about the jokes - he will definitely be hearing that from opponents and crowds alike.

Meh, foot fetishes are pretty vanilla as far as fetishes go. It’s not like she told the world that he’s into cockfingering or something.

This deserves more stars

I haven’t watched a single baseball game all year and I loved this. Just damn fine writing.

AND the only reason he won a Super Bowl was because of his defensive coordinator, who he hated and was a huge fucking asshole to.

K thanx

I’m not sure why you keep trying either. It’s clearly not working. How about shutting the fuck up for a while? Or does you internet commenter ego just simply not allow that?

You appear to have mistaken me for someone who cares what you think of them. I do not.

I’m sure Louis CK appreciates you White-Knighting his honor on a Lifehacker comment thread.

I’m not a reporter with sources. Nor do I care what you think of my Louis CK opinion/comparisons to Donald Trump (???).