The opponent kids ARE learning something. They’re learning that sometimes in life you’re just pretty much fucked. It’s a good lesson.

Look, I’m praying she wins this thing, but this is not “nothing to see”. This was a pretty significant event in the context of a presidential campaign. If Trump had to be helped, staggering, into a van by Secret Service you wouldn’t think it was insignificant. This does raise further questions about her health,…

Damn, Ventura threw 4 picks and won the game

I agree with your logic on this one, but isn’t there also a specific penalty against 2 guys (one low, one high) hitting a QB at the same time? I may be confusing that with a similar penalty against linemen, but I thought it was the same for QB’s.

If you have to ask this question in the honest manner in which I do believe you’ve asked it, you have no fucking concept of what police brutality means to an entire race of people who live in America. This is a truly stunning example of unironic obtuseness that infests so many sheltered, uninformed, and apathetic…

There's always gotta be a decency truther

Exactly no one had an issue with Bush not physically going down to New Orleans after Katrina. He’s one person. It would have been noble, but he could have filled only so many sandbags by himself as an aging statesman. Rather, it was the utterly criminal denial of federal resources to the area that made everyone,…

Wait wait wait - I’m going to have to object here. The paragraph on the Chicago Bears did NOT include a lazy, cliche hot taek on how Jay Cutler will never win a Super Bowl. We’ll need to revise that.

I prefer gymnasts who don’t tragically snap their legs in half.

Sure seems like this is all a viral marketing stunt to get people to watch a really mediocre comic book movie, and that everyone is gleefully buying into it

I am a tired, cynical, jaded motherfucker. I’ve been utterly disgusted by the entire process of this election so far, and cannot wait for this whole thing to be over.

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There are three people who have blocked me on Twitter: Darren Rovell, Curt Schilling, and Peter King.

I have a variation of your variation. It does kinda combine with the first guy (life is chill/all good guy). It’s also kinda morbid but it seems to work for me.

Colin Cowherd hands down. He’s a fucking huge butthole. I should know.

What is gross about a bar of soap that is somehow negated by rubbing that soap with a damp rag? Or fucking loofa or whatever?

You can count me in the bitter group, I guess. Humans falsely believe in their inherent right to destroy the planet they live on. Can you name another species that, if wiped out, would give literally every other species of plant or animal a far better chance of survival? Humans are a grave threat to every form of life…

Fair enough. It’s as good a reason as any that I’ve heard.

Maybe? But the same can certainly be said for a washcloth, or loofa, or whatever else can be used.

I saw that episode of Friends back in the day too.