Why not just avoid all this disgustingness and rub a bar of soap directly onto your body?

Wait...were we roommates in college? I actually reminisced about this very thing yesterday.

A person who says “Jesus Fucking Christ” on a Deadspin comment thread is the same thing as a child rapist?

Agreed, but at least it’s only cringe inducing from a football standpoint.

I guess he’ll never quite understand that it wasn’t his political positions that got him fired. Being a huge fucking pain in the ass and continuous embarrassment to ESPN is what got him fired.

I blame hip hop “music” SMH

And you win the “Butthurt Cards Fan of the Day” award. Congrats!

What exactly about this are you upset with

At what point to the two things you compared actually equate to one another in a way that is meaningful to this discussion?

Love where LA is on the list. It’s perfect.

Are people still using this tired cliche? Jeeze.

Maybe you should stop reading Deadspin since they hurt your widdle feewings so much.

Same here, only with Jenny Lewis. We sure do like them redheads.

Loved those episodes so much. Ghosts of the Ostfront are the best podcasts of all podcasts.

Good God. Expelling those peeps, regardless of where they come out, has to be...arduous.

I can only assume you also enjoy having your genitals raked over with shards of broken glass.

won't someone think of the children

In heaven there are no ridiculously blatant push-off fouls either.

I just think it’s fucked that, of all the hills to die on, 9 seconds of Hulk Hogan’s senior-citizen weenis was the one Gawker chose.

Oh for fuck’s sake