Congrats for defending this fleecing of public money by a cartoonishly evil and idiotic owner of a racist pro sports franchise! HATS OFF TO YOU SIR.

That’s EPIC highlight truther-ing

As a guy who is not a soccer fan at all, and only watched the clip because I was convinced that you were overselling with a clickbait headline, all I can say is...that was fucking amazing. Pure mastery.

More Steve Grogan. Eason was yanked after the first quarter when he -25 yards passing.

With like 10 easy drops by his WRs too

I don’t really recall Newton talking an inordinate amount of shit in his career. He really doesn’t. He dances in celebration, which is the least reprehensible thing occurring on gameday in the NFL. Otherwise he’s a pretty respectful guy and pretty well liked by everyone around the league.

I used to be the biggest defender of Marshall that I knew. But he’s a charlatan. Talks all about team and unity and mental health, but he’s a plague on a locker room. I was a believer in him all the way up until I got a chance to actually talk to a player on the Bears, who told me straight up that EVERYONE on that…

This isn’t getting enough love

Brian Urlacher is quickly becoming as insufferable as Ditka as a former Bear. Every time that motherfucker opens his mouth I plead for someone to stuff it with a juicy, sweat-soaked jockstrap. And that douchebag didn’t even win a Super Bowl.

I would love to believe the Hollow Earth Theory, but I don't.

What’s the bathroom situation like at Gawker? Do you guys get your own shitter at Deadspin? What’s the toilet paper quality?

I’m not gonna sleep tonight because I DON’T FUCKING GET THIS. GODDAMNIT

Dude works hard on a thoughtful, entertaining article that took meticulous observation, research, and insight, and all you got is “slow news day”?

I’m sure that you being a sanctimonious internet dick will help his situation

+1 whipped scrotum

Call me a butthole, but I would vote in Griffey and Trammell and tell everyone else to go fuck themselves. Particularly Curt Schilling and Clemens.

It’s really amazing that someone dreamt that up, thought it was a good idea, and then convinced other people above them that it was a good idea. Then they made the jerseys, looked at them, and still thought it was a good idea.

I'm white. Happy New Year!

When your entire roster and fanbase consists of sanctimonious fuckboys you kinda lose the benefit of the doubt in these situations

I really wish I understood new rap music, but I do not. I guess the style of the flows are just over my head now. But none of the new stuff I hear ever has any of the appeal of the hip hop I grew up on (mostly G-Funk/90’s Bay Area/occasional East Coasters like Nas or AZ).