I was given the “NFL’s Greatest Hits” VHS for Christmas when I was 8 or 9. I watched it so many times the tape actually wore out and broke. My dad and I used to cringe and cheer simultaneously, just like the two doofuses in the control room.

In fairness, isn’t there just as much reason to ignore soccer as there is the NFL? I completely agree with the notion that the NFL is a corrupt, greedy, neglectful bloodsport, and while soccer doesn’t have a concussion denial conspiracy at the heart of it, it’s still a cartoonishly corrupt and greedy entity, right?

Sounds like you needed a trigger warning for this trigger warning

Just stepping in to say this is one of the greatest gifs I’ve ever seen

Sounds like you should probably skip watching the show

“Princeleigh” just made my fucking head explode.

Sick burn, bro. I live in Los Angeles, and I love it. Please don’t ever move here. Keep eating those cheese curds, they’re so comforting come February!

You are correct. Specifically it was the White Bear Lake area - definitely not rural yokels. These were rich, white, religious-lunatic fuckheads who loved seeing their little ol’ elected representative pop up on Fox News every day. She’s so famous!

As soon as I saw the headline of this article, I knew there would be some defensive jackass on here spouting about all the goddamn lists Minnesota is on. Thanks for being that jackass.

Can we name the young Britt Farr to the all-drunk team? In his early NFL days, he could down percs with tequila just like he was a big ol’ kid out there.

I gave him Louis CK and Charles Bukowski, so that window is wide open if he wants

I assume he can.

I really, really hope that Clausen gets a shot tonight. I really think he can still play in this league as an effective, defense-reading, pocket passing quarterback.

I’m a fan of George Carlin, Sam Rockwell (love when he dances), Alshon Jeffery, Stephen King, Arthur C. Clarke, Cam Newton, Louis CK, Drew Magary, and Alexis Texas, along with a handful of other pornstars. Does this satisfy your pointless question?

I have no problem with anything you stated. In fact, I agree with it 100%. But Jordan’s unattributed dickishness has nothing to do whatsoever with Kobe’s attributed dickishness. Jordan pulled off being an arrogant, over-competitive jerk, the same way Tom Brady does now. It’s not Jordan’s fault that Kobe couldn’t pull…

Sure, I’ll answer the question - I don’t really like basketball, and haven’t watched a full NBA game in years. The Warriors are fun, and actually can be rooted for pretty easily, unlike the Lakers. None of which matters as to the content of my post. Kobe’s been an asshole, and remains an asshole.

Well, obviously not Kobe Bryant

Kobe fans gladly accepted that Kobe was a fucking jerkoff for his entire career - he was a winner, right? And because he was a winner, it was okay for him to be an insufferable prick...correct?

Kobe fans who accepted (and indeed, flaunted) the fact that he was an insufferable asshole his whole career cannot now whine that everyone isn’t crying over his retirement announcement. Fuck him and fuck his fans too.

Yes, they are up in arms BECAUSE IT TOOK TOO* LONG. The dude was PAID by the CPD for over a year after committing murder, and his friends on the force did their best ensure that NOTHING would ever happen. How much worse did this have to be handled by the CPD for you to think that any anger here is justified?