Drew Brees is a lovable Jay Cutler.

Yeah you're expecting too much. The NFL is a bloodsport. Quit clutching your pearls.

Don’t worry. Minnesotans point that out to each other every single day, as if it’s breaking news.

Minnesota is one giant Toyota Sequoia with happy stick figures on the back windshield, cutting you off at every highway merge.

Beautiful, and also creepy in a few places.

Agree with all of this. I feel like I’m the exact same way. If I show up to something, I’m typically early. But I also flake a lot. Social anxiety is a bitch. It sucks feeling like maintaining your friendships is a chore.

This is some undergrad-level philosophy class bullshit right here.

Maybe my biggest disappointment with the entire season is how they refused to let Los Angeles be a part of this story. Remember when it was announced that LA would be the setting for S2? They sold that as a bill of goods - that this was going to be an LA-noir thing, and like the Bayou in S1, the setting would be a…

I started doing hot yoga about 9 months ago. I had never done any yoga at all before in my life, and after 2 classes I was pretty addicted. It actually got me high the first few times I did it. There was a mildly psychedelic experience that took place behind my eyelids in the final quiet minutes of practice. Colors…

I gave this comment a star only due to your impressive dedication to being an enormous butthole. As a butthole myself, I tip my cap to you, sir.

Yeah, you’re right. He should totally still be nailed to the wall for getting a hooker for one night like 17 years ago.

Agreed that he should have passed on the hooker, but...is getting a hooker really all that bad? In terms of what NFL players routinely do (rape, murder, DV, vehicular homicide, rape, obstruction of justice, dogfighting, child abuse, rape), getting a hooker before the Super Bowl seems downright saintly. He deserved the…

I can’t decide which sniveling pantywaste to root for in this situation. Hopefully they both get full-body herpes soon and have to go live in a cave far away from large cities.

He wasn’t trying to crusade for the plight of DR’s school system. He wasn’t trying to highlight a bad problem of failing education programs in developing countries. This wasn’t a humanitarian HOT TAEK.

You’re probably right, but Cowherd is supposed to be a professional, nation-wide broadcaster. He’s supposed to be better at it than just your average guy. Most people don’t get that excuse built in to their multi-million-dollar-paying jobs.

Cocksuckers in Cars Hopefully Getting Castrated

If you could come shit yourself to get me out of any conference call I’m scheduled for in the near future, that would be great.

Why Your Team Sucks 2015: Gawker Media

I was happy about this until I realized that Fox will now make their NFL Pre-Game shows even more intolerable by having Cowherd masturbate to himself on Sunday mornings on live TV.

I’d be pissed if someone separated them. If they gotta blow off some steam, who cares? They’re two consenting adults/idiots engaging in fisticuffs. Let them awkwardly wail on each other.