That’s so awesome how they took 250 MILLION DOLLARS straight from public education and handed it over to a fucking basketball team. I’m erect from how awesome that is

It’s okay because the bulldog is French

“What a pussy!!”

I really, really, really hope you’re right. Perhaps both the Bears and Cubs could then fall under somewhat competent ownership/management (I honestly don’t know the Cubs situation so maybe that’s still a clusterfuck).

“Bimbo” is not the preferred nomenclature. It’s “Whore” (pronounced ‘hoo-er’).

World Market is fucking awesome. Get stoned on a Sunday afternoon after payday and spend like 3 hours picking out random shit. You’ll be pleased with the results the next day, unlike when you do the same exercise at a grocery store and come home with nothing but Dr. Pepper and Hot Funyuns.

If you think the JJ Watt hate is bad now, just wait until Hard Knocks, when he won’t be able to get enough face time with the cameras to show just how AMERICAN he is.

One man’s “big, blue-collar, wholesome lug from Wisconsin” is another man’s “fake-ass tough-guy-mansion-in-the-woods-as-cabin, staged-tackle-at-a-concert, preachy-condescending-bullshit persona”. What can I say? We won’t be agreeing on this any time soon.

Nah, I think it’s more that he has a disingenuous, carefully-crafted image of “lunchpail, grit-tastic good ol’ boy” that is really tiresome. He’s a charlatan who is just as self-obsessed and glory-boy as any other NFL player, he simply has fooled you into thinking otherwise. And yes, he’s fucking annoying as shit. I…

Looks like J.J. took time from pleasuring himself with an American flagpole to say something douchey, and Deadspin obliges with a slurpy post. Get over him, guys. He's a roided-up Wes Welker.

Yeah. That's how it works, dipshit.

Ol’ Timmy Teebs is still in the running with you, according to himself.

Well, this makes me feel better. I’ve been trying to find Quaaludes since college. I didn’t know you could get a prescription for them!

“I’m not defending him”

Again, really? You contradict yourself with this: “She wasn’t much of a threat”.

If it was an incident that needed ‘the authorities’ (which it wasn’t, she’s a drunk bitch at a bar that took an ineffective swing at a football player), then he could have, I don’t know, grabbed the bouncer and had her removed from the bar? In Tallahassee, I’m pretty sure the quarterback would have gotten the benefit…

Dude, really? “Not his fault”?

Yeah, and she CLEARLY wasn’t listening. Totally deserved to get smacked the fuck up by a guy about twice as big as she is

You’re a great sport, you know that? This has actually been pretty cathartic for me. Thanks for engaging positively with a troll that you had every right to lose your shit on.

I also will give you this link that will show that I am not the only one who feels this way: