Again, pissing away your life in fluorescent-glowing cubicles while working for a giant corporation that cynically places itself in a state full of complacent robots does not make for a good life. You will be able to pay your bills and mortgage, and if that’s all it takes to make one happy, then Minnesota is a great…

Race relations are much more important than women’s soccer. In fact, just about everything you can think of is more important than women’s soccer.

So, is referencing your area code something people still do? Call me a square, but I guess I just don’t get why the area code is something people wear with pride. Is everyone still thinking of the Ludacris song?

You’re one of those people, huh?

I can only speak as a Iowa-raised, upper-middle-class white guy who has never experienced real racism directed at me my entire life. I have no other meaningful experience to contribute to the discussion.

The only time I ever film ANYTHING with my phone is every time I jack off.

The purse is estimated to be $833,000 U.S. dollars

It’s spelled “douchebag”.

Despite my hateful, and frankly embarrassing trolling on this post, these are absolutely gorgeous photos. Well done, sir. I apologize for having spastic troll bowels when it comes to Minnesota.

FUCK your state. Working for a corporate despot like Best Buy or Wells Fargo doesn’t make for a wonderful life. Neither does the 7 month winters followed by unbearably humid, mosquito-infested summers. Oh, and a state filled with overly-defensive assholes like yourself. Fuck everything about your beloved, miserable…

Good lord Minnesotans are fucking defensive. Can’t handle one little wisecrack about their state, ever

That’s a fine rationalization, but...not the case. Despite my Kinja moniker I’m actually a quite pleasant, considerate, conscientious person who treats everyone I meet with respect and kindness.

Nah, but they took 3 years of my life that I can’t get back. Lived there while my wife went to law school. I’ve never experienced a state full of people who pride themselves on “being nice”, while the reality couldn’t be more opposite.

Minneapolis’ penis envy of Chicago is on full display here, complete with the fact that they have a street downtown called Chicago Avenue.

FLAMING HOT TAEK

Good for you bro thanks

Says the blatantly racist fuckhead

Wow. I happily claim that I’m a Severe Butthole, but you should just take my handle. I can’t take the time describe just how fucking stupid and uninformed you are.

Booker T. Washington died a century ago. Why would Killer Mike give a fuck what Booker T. Washington thought of him? Is that because all “colored people” should hold themselves to some pointless, arbitrary standard that some white guy like you on the internet set for them?

MOAR LIEK NOBAMA