One man’s “big, blue-collar, wholesome lug from Wisconsin” is another man’s “fake-ass tough-guy-mansion-in-the-woods-as-cabin, staged-tackle-at-a-concert, preachy-condescending-bullshit persona”. What can I say? We won’t be agreeing on this any time soon.

Nah, I think it’s more that he has a disingenuous, carefully-crafted image of “lunchpail, grit-tastic good ol’ boy” that is really tiresome. He’s a charlatan who is just as self-obsessed and glory-boy as any other NFL player, he simply has fooled you into thinking otherwise. And yes, he’s fucking annoying as shit. I…

Looks like J.J. took time from pleasuring himself with an American flagpole to say something douchey, and Deadspin obliges with a slurpy post. Get over him, guys. He's a roided-up Wes Welker.

Yeah. That's how it works, dipshit.

Ol’ Timmy Teebs is still in the running with you, according to himself.

Well, this makes me feel better. I’ve been trying to find Quaaludes since college. I didn’t know you could get a prescription for them!

“I’m not defending him”

Again, really? You contradict yourself with this: “She wasn’t much of a threat”.

If it was an incident that needed ‘the authorities’ (which it wasn’t, she’s a drunk bitch at a bar that took an ineffective swing at a football player), then he could have, I don’t know, grabbed the bouncer and had her removed from the bar? In Tallahassee, I’m pretty sure the quarterback would have gotten the benefit…

Dude, really? “Not his fault”?

Yeah, and she CLEARLY wasn’t listening. Totally deserved to get smacked the fuck up by a guy about twice as big as she is

You’re a great sport, you know that? This has actually been pretty cathartic for me. Thanks for engaging positively with a troll that you had every right to lose your shit on.

I also will give you this link that will show that I am not the only one who feels this way:

Again, pissing away your life in fluorescent-glowing cubicles while working for a giant corporation that cynically places itself in a state full of complacent robots does not make for a good life. You will be able to pay your bills and mortgage, and if that’s all it takes to make one happy, then Minnesota is a great…

Race relations are much more important than women’s soccer. In fact, just about everything you can think of is more important than women’s soccer.

So, is referencing your area code something people still do? Call me a square, but I guess I just don’t get why the area code is something people wear with pride. Is everyone still thinking of the Ludacris song?

You’re one of those people, huh?

I can only speak as a Iowa-raised, upper-middle-class white guy who has never experienced real racism directed at me my entire life. I have no other meaningful experience to contribute to the discussion.

The only time I ever film ANYTHING with my phone is every time I jack off.

The purse is estimated to be $833,000 U.S. dollars