It’s spelled “douchebag”.

Despite my hateful, and frankly embarrassing trolling on this post, these are absolutely gorgeous photos. Well done, sir. I apologize for having spastic troll bowels when it comes to Minnesota.

FUCK your state. Working for a corporate despot like Best Buy or Wells Fargo doesn’t make for a wonderful life. Neither does the 7 month winters followed by unbearably humid, mosquito-infested summers. Oh, and a state filled with overly-defensive assholes like yourself. Fuck everything about your beloved, miserable…

Good lord Minnesotans are fucking defensive. Can’t handle one little wisecrack about their state, ever

That’s a fine rationalization, but...not the case. Despite my Kinja moniker I’m actually a quite pleasant, considerate, conscientious person who treats everyone I meet with respect and kindness.

Nah, but they took 3 years of my life that I can’t get back. Lived there while my wife went to law school. I’ve never experienced a state full of people who pride themselves on “being nice”, while the reality couldn’t be more opposite.

Minneapolis’ penis envy of Chicago is on full display here, complete with the fact that they have a street downtown called Chicago Avenue.

FLAMING HOT TAEK

Good for you bro thanks

Says the blatantly racist fuckhead

Wow. I happily claim that I’m a Severe Butthole, but you should just take my handle. I can’t take the time describe just how fucking stupid and uninformed you are.

Booker T. Washington died a century ago. Why would Killer Mike give a fuck what Booker T. Washington thought of him? Is that because all “colored people” should hold themselves to some pointless, arbitrary standard that some white guy like you on the internet set for them?

MOAR LIEK NOBAMA

Fuck. I hope you’re both right and wrong on this. Beautiful theory.

Like how you suck Lebron’s little ashy cock?

You’re mad about Deadspin having a post showing LeBron James’ dick. I’m mad that the world is a shitty place for 95% of the people who live on it.

i touched a nerve I see. You ARE a fucking pussy after all!

...this is Deadspin. You and everyone else who is butthurt about this for some reason should really be getting your sports news somewhere else. I would call you a pussy, but if you were, you could handle a little dick for a moment.

Along with “stay classy”, or any other fucking Anchorman reference at this point.

#pooptruther