#pooptruther

This is a golf-poop story, so I figured Drew would like it:

Meh. Those 99.9% contributed to putting those people into power, so they’re complicit. All I’m saying is that the ideals espoused by Dylan never really stuck, but people LOVE to pretend that they did.

You speak the truth.

I know I’m supposed to revere Bob Dylan, but...really? “Changes the world”? The generation he supposedly spoke for has virtually destroyed the economy and the planet (not to mention continually engaging in pointless wars), and are pretty much comprised of entitled, pushy assholes who scorn every other generation that…

I can’t believe Marlins Man isn’t rubbing his balls on the finish line.

I’m sure this question has been answered at some point, but where are these workers migrating from that the conditions in Qatar are BETTER than what they left? Or are these people being duped by the thousands into slavery? No matter what, it’s utterly heartbreaking and the result of a horribly corrupt system, but just…

Fire taeks here, Tom.

That’s...beautiful.

Thank you. I wish I would have read this before I went on my own rant. Yours is far more succinct.

Jesus, what’s with all the handwringing about Season 2? The first season was so great that it shouldn’t really be held up to Season 2. Perhaps everyone can quit clutching their pearls, sit back and trust that S2, even if it doesn’t measure up to S1, will still likely be better than 95% of the TV shows being produced.

Good God. Re-reading the initial reports brought back just what a sadistic fuck Adrian Peterson is. I forgot about the kid being scared of his father punching him in the face if he talked about it, and having a “whooping room”. Fuck Adrian Peterson. He should be in fucking jail.

So wait - how many times has he been on the DL?

Bring out the highlight truthers! Who will be the first to shit all over this one?

That's so awesome that humorless cunts like yourself are still out there, telling people what is okay for everyone to laugh at and whatnot. Good job, humorless cunt. Good job.

I loved this comment, but doesn’t that photo look doctored a little? “Because she’ll still be hot in 4 years” is not a slogan I remember being tossed around in 2012 for Palin. Perhaps it was meant to be ironic when it was taken?

Meh. It’s Deadspin, not the New York Times. Sports news without favor or discretion. If she didn’t want to be bitch-hunted, she shouldn’t act like a shrieking cunt when she knows she is being filmed.

Someday, something exactly like this will happen, and there will be no takes. No one will care or be offended or have to dissect the statement through various societal prisms in order to sound enlightened. Someday everyone will shrug, and have no hot taek to offer. This will be a good day.

Iowa buying Joe Namath jerseys is very strange. Who are Iowans trying to impress? Go buy a fucking Walter Payton jersey like you should be, assholes.

"I don't see what the big deal is."