WHAT THE FUCK IS A HEREO

He'll understand. He STILL says "Brent Favre".

I grew up loving the NFL, and bonding with my father at Soldiers Field in Chicago. I'm (perhaps sadly) at my happiest when watching a good football game.

Thanks Tom. Hopefully I won't be such a butthole this afternoon.

This is satire, right? Please say this is satire. @deadspincommenter is looong overdue.

It's people like you that make me hate the internet. Deadspin is full of you clones - you all think that you're too interesting to be impressed by anything. Go fuck yourself with a fire hydrant, you unoriginal fuckboy.

I hate to tell you this, fucktard, but even if you do break a law, that doesn't mean that you should be immediately put down like a rabid dog in the middle of the street. Terrorists, rapists, child molesters all get their day in court - but apparently, to most of white America, that shouldn't be the case with black…

Oh, you're one of those cool internet assholes who is impressed by nothing. Sweet bro

@PFTCommenter has some great thunder thighs!

55 straight months of private-sector job growth (US record).

Sounds like Torii needs a big fat cock up his ass.

AD Pollard is just perfectly Ames-y. Middle-aged, agricultural white angst at it's best.

It's fair to wonder if this statement is really just a fashionable, opportunistic response to the recent Surge in domestic violence.

You win the laziest joke of the day award.