Blind as a bat, AMIRITE?

Fucking Jeff Probst.

Words can not illustrate my EXCITEMENT.

Brilliant plan, right?

The Puritans sucked.

Oh, the concept alone is terrible.

Saw this coming a mile away.

Wow. I wonder how often someone actually falls for that.

It works great sometimes, and is a massive pain in the ass others. They really need to do some serious work on it.

And now I want a Deus Ex movie starring Keanu.

I always got a kick out of the funny looks I would get saying it. Still do.

As far as I’m concerned? Nothing.

Hey, I could literally (or metaphorically) fuck my way out of anything.

“Did you say day of sex?”

I have no idea. Maybe there are some nonsense things you can do to get some easy experience?

Not that I can recall. I've looked at it through Steam Calculator, but never linked it with anything. I'm very protective of it.

Wait, what did I do this time?

Looks like Adam is the protagonist again.

SO MANY TIMES!

Yeah, i'm getting that, but it seems relatively new. I've been on Steam 11 years now, and don't recall any of this shit before the last year.