Cowboy pictures are out. I keep waiting for them to make that wrestling picture.

No, ..no there wasnt..

They left out the Altered State of Drugachusetts.

Aw, no mention of the Tri-State Area?

And Wikipedia misses the most important of these states…

I hate how sometimes you’ll be swimming in the ocean, and a shark will come up and bite your legs off.

My son is five years old and Godzilla is his favorite thing in the entire world. He’s going to pee his pants when he sees this.

I also fully expect him to see (or think he sees) other kaiju in the trailer. We’re all going “Godzilla, King Gidorah, Mothra, Rodan,” and he’ll be shrieking “Daddy, look, Baragon! There’s…

They inspire us. I live every week like it’s Shark Week.

You, sir, have never heard of King Caesar.

Atlantis AKA Wet Wakanda 

Buck Fatman!

I’m still holding out that John C Reilly will play the son of his character in Kong.

It’s cool 7Z7. The article is “favorite mall food memories.”

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME? YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SING IT BABY!

Wow, nobody said Auntie Annie’s pretzels???? What are you people, on DOPE?

Gwen, be sure to save up a little before you get that Orange Julius. I was also feeling nostalgic for one recently and went to DQ. A small one was like $6. I just couldn’t bring myself to do it.

Sbarro(tm). It’s Italian for Pizza.

I’ve been here long enough to appreciate that Iowa is actually unique in it’s landscape (more rolling hills vs. straight prairie) than Illinois. But the difference is subtle. The change from western Iowa (Sioux City) to Nebraska/SD (depending on the way you go) can be pretty stark.