Last tour was great. I expect this one to be as well.

Wow, THREE Andy Sambergs???

I hope your friend punches you in the stomach.

‘Withnail and I’ and ‘Flashdance’, with a smidge of Community and some Handmaids Tale scheduled for this evening.

I had 18 hours of airplane travel this week, which meant it was time for another round of “Bart Fargo gets caught up on every movie released in the past 6 months”:

A two day marathon of several classic monster movies leading up to seeing a restored print of the original Godzilla, then Jurassic World 2: the original King Kong, the first Tremors movie, 20 Million Miles to Earth, Destroy All Monsters, The Host, and the first Jurassic Park. 20 Million Miles to Earth is easily the…

I watched this week in two parts La Belle Noiseuse. I’ve waited a decade! I had seen about an hour of the middle of it on TV ten years ago but stopped watching on the assumption it would be on again soon as I obviously prefered to see it from the start. Well it never did come on again! But it was finally released on…

I was thinking: “Wow, it’s shame what happened with that wood chipper ...”

Fade in:
The Connor family sits around the table.
“Boy, who knew Mom was so into auto-erotic asphyxiation?”

We fought two wars with the British Empire to stop eating those.

Little known fact - if you kill the ghost of a zombie, it becomes a ghombie. According to myth, lore, and legend, ghombies are always ready, willing, and able to take over long-running TV franchises as lead characters.

Well, go on, dammit!

The best action scene in Incredibles 2 is between Jack Jack and a raccoon. It’s not even a super powered raccoon or one that talks like Rocket. It was just a plain regular raccoon but that fight sequence was amazing as was the entire movie.

I feel that Hardwick is not the right fit to moderate the Doctor Who panel for several reasons, but that is certainly one of them

I am thinking that Felicia Day is about to have a lot more work on her plate, if she wants it.

A constant blur of women wanting to sleep with him. Must be tough. Maybe he should listen to all those who bitch about his ‘womanizing’ and just get married.

Let’s boogie.

Is this essay for your ESL class or American History 101? Because either way, I’ll give you a C-.

Careful, they’ll delete your post if you don’t say he’s a rapist. That’s how these sites work now.