We need to combine the front offices of the Jets, Mets and Knicks and build the biggest, baddest, dumbest, stupidest bunch of motherfuckers this world has ever seen. And then they need to collectively run for president to save this country of ours.

Is that you, LeBron?

Based on the quality of the video, I think this is from the 2002 meeting between the two teams. Dude needs to upgrade his Nokia 3310 phone.

Given the 10-spot the Cards put up in the first inning, it looks like there’s not going to be any tomahawk chopping after today until April 2020.

In my next life, I would like to come back as Joel Embiid. Except for the all of the joint issues. And without the diarrhea episodes. And probably having to constantly deal with racist philly fans. You know what? Nevermind. I’d rather be Cody Bellinger. Or any generic white guy named Cody. Or Chad. Or Logan.

Please add: Sitting on gym equipment while playing with your phone.  

+1 CAT Scan

Ummmmm....NFL Wide Receivers??????

Waiting for John Dolan to announce his approval of this franchise building technique #trusttheprocess

I look forward to the Yankees signing him to a 10 year $400 million contract, in which he will injure his foot and play only 32 games during those 10 years, becoming a private equity investor, and purchasing the Marlins in 2038.

I’ll take an extra large t-shirt for $29.99 (plus tax, plus shipping) for whatever the Yankee marketing geniuses can come up with for this.

Normal Pasta Pass = $200
Lifetime Pasta Pass = $500
$500-$200 = $300 additional

Was it bring your muffin top to the game night? 

It is extremely hard not to laugh at that tall fella in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles t-shirt getting so excited. 

Where was Mookie?

What a disgrace!  Why can’t anyone capture video in landscape?

Angels are just finalizing the language in the contract that allows Trout to watch the playoffs from the comfort of his sofa.

Hot Take:  The Lakers should trade Lebron for Anthony Davis.  You’d have to throw in some salary dump if you’re the Pelicans, but this trade works for everyone.  Lakers get a bonafide superstar with less mileage, Pelicans get someone that can attract other All-Stars to New Orleans.  EVERYONE WINS (except Lebron, but…

If only the lady who named her kid “Abcde” was born in France...Apparently naming your kid Abcde is an actual thing. LOOK IT UP PEOPLE.

Sucks.  Did he at least get the shirt?  Asking for a friend.