...what the hell is an “Ultra low mileage lease”?

NO.

twin turbo 4.0L likely from the S6

I realize that I’m dating myself, when I was a kid, I was actually the 3rd owner. And it was a 69 Mach 1. And yes, I just wanted the cheap thrill, and yes it almost killed me and everyone around me. And yes, it was fun.

I have no problem with infotainment systems. I have a problem with a car that has a gimmicky tacked-on or pop-up screen in the interior, and I’m looking at you Audi and BMW. People are paying a premium for ostensibly better design from an elevated brand. You can do better than what Garmin was doing 20 years ago and…

yessir. you could count my remaining life span on a stopwatch after being found doing that. I doubt they would ever find all of my body, either.

THIS!

What does ‘luxury focused’ even mean?

I don’t like this car, and in my humble opinion, it’s pretty much a perfect case study of everything that’s wrong at Audi. Take away the gee-whiz tech of the interior and what’s left. um.. pretty much nothing special.

yeah, that’s my tag on it. I mean, you’re in a combat aircraft with specifically designed early warning and countermeasures built-in and you never saw the missile coming. I mean... really? It’s not like grandma who never saw the Corolla in her blind spot while changing lanes. Are SU-24’s really that easy to take down?

No mustang sedan variant for Lincoln due to “Core segments first”?

NExt Audi will make an engine that runs on Torrington’s Executive Powder.

better?

ok, lets start from the top:

waiting for mom’s lease to expire before you buy out her TT?

no, it actually is a hairdresser’s car.

Question 1) if you put the new TT next to the previous TT, and walk say, 100 people past them, how many do you think would notice the difference?

“The first generation of the Audi A3 sold in America was a weird little critter, and for that reason, it never sold very well.”

I wish I could star this a thousand times.

I once sat on the Garden State Parkway for a six (6) hour round trip to south Jersey with my wife and daughter (we’re talking 80 miles each way here). The traffic was beyond agonizing, and I was doubly furious because I had tried to veto this trip based on the fact that it was Saturday in the summer.