I have had falling outs w people for them being slightly cold to waitstaff, I will bomb a fucking bridge for this level of shit.

Yeah cool except raising them doesn’t mean you get to control them because a) I’m assuming they didn’t ask to be given the bare minimum of food/shelter for being born because they didn’t ask to be, that is on you and b) I’m sure you do whatever your mum tells you all the time and forever since, hey, she raised you and…

auuugghh yeah. I had two photos taken for my year 12 yearbook (in aus some schools have highschool end at year 10, then years 11 and 12 in different schools), I had a quote taken I had this and that etc etc. I get handed my yearbook at graduation and. not in it. There is a picture with my group of friends, that I was…

The UN recently declared that the offshore detention centres that Australia places its asylum seekers in are on par with Nazi concentration camps and are basically constantly committing abuse against human rights, but sure we're pisspots. We need Abbott out of government, we need his friends out of government, they…

Don’t forget that we legalised it in our capital for about two seconds before our lizard king the honourable tony abbott threw a shitfit and got it deemed unconstitutional. We are run by a fucking racist, misogynist, climate change denying piece of homophobic shit and we need help.

I'm an aussie and I had no idea what you meant by practising your aussie, but then I remembered spag bol, schnitty, arvo and etc.

Both of my parents did this too, though. I was the first kid, so it was pretty sweet, you know it's a boring lump but it's your boring lump type thing. When my brother was born tho I was in my babbling and moving stage. They still gave him love and attention but man it was boring comparatively. Usually they would have…

I was looking at them and thinking that the must have been older than I thought. Nope, turns out they just don't care for their skin.

“I mean it's almost as though when I father a child with a woman, and then leave her nothing to raise the child with, she goes after me for money to raise the child with! Way to use the kid as a meal ticket, female." - Chris Brown probably

ALSO didn't he fight that she was his at the beginning anyway?? Like just because you finally accepted that you had a kid and are now paying child support doesn't mean you didn't fight it at the beginning.

Oh I finally managed to understand it actually. Here’s a handy exercise: imagine people on the lower socioeconomic spectrum from you are ants, then you get on a chair and look down on these ants. Then you think ‘fuck them’. Not for any real reason, I mean you can make some up about them to justify feeling this way,…

you actually can get real tattoos like this. in some places (very few) you can get real gold tattooed in you. It breaks down after a few months and basically disappears. it's like a temporary tattoo w real tattoo process involved. my friend wanted to do it, but i'm not big on paying real tattoo price for something…

bitchhhhhh. my mum said something similar, in the vein of ‘oh you can wear sleeveless dresses because of ur broad shoulders, but ur arms are a bit too chubby for it to work’. she has weird body issues that she projects onto anything female (any age..). luckily, it’s about 3 degrees Celsius here so she don't have to…

they were probably thinking ' fuck I hope today is the day I am fired for this shit' or ' fuck I hate customers I hope they choke on it'.

I remember the first time a person kept talking to me as we both peed, I was so shocked I actually said 'aren't we both on the toilet?'. Like, the fact that this girl kept speaking to me was so strange I blurted out that we are in quiet time. She just said '... so?' and kept talking. Since then I have always been…

well, those fetuses could one day bee men! we can't let those sluts not have babies that could one day be important.

my dog is heartless, so he ignore this.

wait you’re forgetting that the police are investigating themselves and I’m sure, since they’re truly neutral and law-abiding, they will find that she really did deserve to be harassed and imprisoned. because the popo never lie, trufact 100%

best of luck that things work out!!

My parents are similar. Dad is super bad at managing money, so when they started dated mum set him an allowance (so he didn't burn a paycheck in a week and be late in rent, like he was) and they agreed that if he could stick to it, she'd consider being serious w him. She now controls all finances. I don't know if I…