you deserve a fucking medal for not beginning to scream and never stopping. I would have had a panic attack that is disgusting.

I'm really interested in adoption when I'm older, but here in Australia it's getting harder and more expensive and HARDER. It's a 7 year process atm that you automatically get cut out of when you turn 35 -so you have to be in a relationship that's stable financially and etc by at latest 27/28 if u want a chance, which…

I hate wearing shoes for long periods, especially on flights but I always always always make sure to have clean socks on because a) ew who wants their feet to touch airplane floors and b) I also hate feet, so I know that my own are no exception to someone else.

defs right, also stay safe!!

in Australia we pay between 90-120$ not on sale for em anyway (because we're super far away from everything and also any excuse to rip us off) so 70$ sounds super reasonable to me.

what u need to do is have your bed in a corner of the room, so when you absolutely have to have a leg out you do it towards the wall. science.

this is true! my cousin is a paramedic and he learnt in training that it’s actually the force of the bullets, not necessarily the bullets themselves, that can be most lethal. If you’re shot up close the bullet may not kill you, but the surrounding force might do the work. so if the shooter is even a few feet away it…

I always forget not mentally ill, but they don't.

at this point the list should just be of people they do like, much much much shorter seeing as only "housed, white, cis, straight men (preferably middle class +)" is on it.

This reminded me of an awesome response someone once to someone saying that women wanted to use abortions like birth control. The basic gist was that a woman didn't want an abortion like you might want an ice cream, they wanted an abortion like how an animal will chew off it's leg to escape alive from a trap. That it…

I’m really sorry you guys had to deal w that. I’m also sorry I read ‘threw crap at us’ as ‘threw a cap at us’ and I got the mental image of this middle aged, red faced, pot bellied white dude taking the cap from his thinning head and throwing it angrily at your home, where it flopped a bit and landed in the bushes.

*quoi le fuck

do u guys know why Australia has such low rates of gun violence?

okay see that's just fucking insane. good luck w that one.

no no, straight marriage isn’t going away, only straight people. you see, now that dem gays have won the right to marry us straighties will be used only to breed/for meat. we will be beaten into the ground by the oppressive gays, like my uncle, the 70 year old florist, because this is what was foretold.

so i’m living in Europe right? and in most places in Europe, especially Germany, it is illegal to display a nazi flag. so what do white supremacists in Germany display? the confederate flag. in Germany, the confederate flag is used as a placeholder for the nazi flag.

summer in Australia is December-Feb. One year at Christmas my uncles kid infected us (two adults two kids) with gastro. The we went camping over new years. Constant diarrhoea and vomiting in a tent in 40 degrees Celsius weather.

my mum adores entourage, but she also fell off a ute after hitting a low hanging branch w her head when she was a child so. I personally do not get the appeal of watching dicks beings asses.

I chewed the feet. they were softer.

sorry, I didn't see your other reply. I really only meant to ask hypothetically anyway. like, what kind of person on this planet is so entitled. I didn't mean to annoy you.