So I’m a dickhead, but if that happened to me and especially if it was someone who knew me well I’d just to a return to sender and write ‘nobody by that name lives here’.

I always wonder how people in *the past* stayed thinner/had less of an obesity problem or whatevs, then I see shit like that and it's like 'oh, that's why, they either didn't eat it or vomited it immediately and so violently the act of doing it was a constant source of weight loss'.

man brown snakes are the absolute worst, same w wolf spiders those fuckers are nightmare fuel. one Christmas a brown snake lay outside the door at my grandparents place (rural area) and it was like. happy chimmus here’s death in the shape of a tube.

for a lot of stuff like this it depends where you live. like I live in a suburb near a reserve so if we get a big lizard or kangaroo a lot of the time they wander back to the reserve when they realize the joint is full of humans. but sometimes they get confused and scared and if they present a danger or are at risk…

Yeah I agree he’s setting the bar, it just happens to be laying on the ground, and the ground is covered in shit and also on fire.

it’s a good point. I love Mumford and Sons but their music is pretty much all along similar lines, there’s no huge genre or sound shifts anywhere but if you say that you risk getting huge flack, but Sia is fair game? I also think she has more diversity than Lana del Ray, but her fans are weirdly scary about it.

Even if that's what he meant it's not really true - the WAY pro-lifers have reacted is what makes them all look bad. You know, the ones celebrating his actions, saying 'oh well I know he killed people but he also saved babies so it balances out'. The ones justify the full on fucking act of shooting innocent people…

Ugh family members. My uncle was always a misogynistic abusive asshole, but then he drunk drove in front of a truck and became a disabled, misogynistic asshole (couldn’t quite handle the physically abusive anymore, but don’t worry he made up for it in verbal). One Christmas we came home and I, being my fathers…

to be fair queensland would have been believable too.

yeah I know, but lets face it its more than he’ll actually get. one of my managers habitually dated underage co-workers and when someone finally reported him he got off fine. nobody really cares when women get harassed or preyed upon, I’m just hoping he’s miserable in some aspect of his life.

(I didn’t star because it was okay- I starred because I hope you'r e ok and that you didn't deserve that and I hope that that guy gets food poisoning at least once a week and also that he stubs his toes en route to the bathroom)

?? what? I don’t get it. are u saying that it was cool what he said because he was nice? because I didn’t say that, I told him to cut that shit out and that was basically the last time we spoke. i'm sorry if what I said implied in any way that I was cool with people using that language, but I don't think I did and I'm…

wow. I hope he breaks all of his toes.

you’re right, I spoke out of turn on some things and for that I apologize. I have no authority saying who and is not Muslim, I was just parroting the words of Muslim authorities in my own country (Australia), who have disassociated themselves with those who do these violent things by saying that they are not following…

Australian who lived in Paris for 6 months this year and holy shit it shocked me. Like, one of the Hungarian dudes I lived with was like ‘n***ers do this, g*psies do that and all of them are criminals’. Seriously the first time he said it I like jumped three feet away from him because who the fuck says that shit!…

and did u know that some people in Europe are christian? they don’t even come from Christianity land, they just are! and some people in Europe are jewish but don’t come from Israel! It’s almost as though country of origin is not a determining factor in religion.

when you say 'HAD a boyfriend' do u mean had until she heard that shit and he was subsequently fired into the fucking sun? in a volcano? because that is the only acceptable thing to do w dudes who say shit like that.

hahaha dittoooo I failed mine twice, cried and panicked in front of like the worst teacher (he yelled so much!). I was nineteen.

yeah it makes as much sense as anything else, but it really pisses me off. only probably because I’ve heard it so much. Australian carols are really weird, like our version of dashing thru the snow involves kangaroos, flipflops, stubbies and a bbq. advertisers have nfi what to w us, because they show us winter scenes…

I worked in an Australian supermarket chain. 1st of fucking November it’s Christmas songs about fucking santa in the fucking snow or, or what’s even worse, Australian-ised versions like where santa is surfing or in the outback and fucking Christmas shit. and they only have about 20 songs on rotation, so even on a 4…