Fuck that. They should donate all proceeds. Everything. It’s too easy to minimize and hide profits and people make money off of others deaths. If you’re going to touch a school shooting, you better do it from a 100% charity point of view. Anything else is scum.

“He said that? Jesus.”

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

The “right” way in 1969 has been eliminated and it’s now virtually impossible to immigrate.

He 100% pronounces it EYE-talians.

Can we root for them to be so bad that the 1972 Dolphins retroactively have their perfect season stripped so we never have to hear about it again?

Girl: “Daddy, I was assaulted at a party!”

RBG should merc him in the Supreme Court sauna.

You don’t need an Rx any longer, Dad.

You should talk to a provider sometime about how many resources they have to put into dealing with insurance. 

Ben Shapiro becomes a lot more cogent if you realize that his parents are right-wing ideologues, who rewarded him early and often for parroting back right-wing ideologue talking points, and went over the moon when he started offering his own rationalizations.

Ah, it’s about that time where whatever story is considered the top story for Splinter will sit at the head of the site and collect weekender comments for three days! What’s it going to be this weekend? What’s our big story?

“Wichita?” -Peter King

Racism, anti-abortion/sexism, homophobia, Muslim baiting, etc. are just more smoke and mirrors used to divide and conquer.

Hi, traffic safety researcher here. Did you know that the leading cause of death for teens is motor vehicle crashes? Did you know that the pedestrian fatality total in 2018 was the highest it’s been since 1990? Did you know that about 40,000 people a year die in crashes?

100% of living people are alive!!!

I know what you said are technically names and words, but just a heads up, none of it makes sense. 

First hint should have been the title, honestly. It’s Lucy in the Sky, not Lucy in the Sky with Diapers.