Is there a single time in any celebrated pro athlete’s career when a victim of theirs coming forward with an accusation won’t be met with “hm, interesting timing to say the least!” The accused is virtually always in the spotlight doing something, meaning an accusation can virtually always be (idiotically) countered…

JFC man, this title. I can’t stop laughing.

Can you even IMAGINE how much it would totally own those fuckin libs if we obliterated everything that can exist!?!?! HELL YEA BROTHER

I’m not sure on what basis this “objectively seems like a questionable case.” There are perfectly valid reasons a woman wouldn’t go to the police after these incidents (check any number of stories about how victims are treated by police) and perfectly valid reasons a woman in this position would go back to working…

I understand we must criticize the center at all times here, but let’s be real: Omar and Schumer can both be correct on this one.

Have you seen his gaping maw? He can’t chew cookies. He only consumes the blood of innocents.

As someone who was in the Army during 9/11 I can personally say that I do not feel offended in anyway by kneeling football players. Obviously as one person among the ~1.3M people in the military, my opinion is anecdotal and not a blanket belief by all veterans, but I have a hard time imagining many of the other…

I remember when the 2008 financial crisis that would have ruined the global economy and the GOPers threw a fucking shit fit when Obama tried to push thru a stimulus package.

Lawrence really should be careful. Things like that can have repercussions later on in life.

Which would you really rather have when you grow up?

MF said “Nautious.” Like he didn’t even give it a good shot. Typed out a word that look like a Transformer that turns into a sailboat.

and especially nautious to side with someone with such poor grammar

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Have you ever been sexually assaulted? Was it by one of the most famous athletes in America? 'No' on both counts? Then maybe you'll begin to grasp why you can't understand that mindset. Not sure why this is your first reaction, either. 

A few weeks ago Comedy Central replayed the roast of Rob Lowe. Like half the show was everyone just dunking on Coulter. They all clearly hated her and didn’t want her there.

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

Doesn’t Fox News keep Diamond and / or Silk on retainer, sleeping in a little room just off camera, for just such an emergency?

I’m only partway through Rosetta Stone Douche, but I’ll give it a shot.

*womp*