When the Trumps do it with Russia to get info on Clinton, it’s genius. When a journalist does it to the Trumps, LAMESTREAM MEDIA strikes again.

There is quite literally no such thing as a fact in regards to what you refer to as “God.”

Both guys can be (and definitely are) shitty. I think it does validate Tomlin though.

I think it needs the quotation marks to fully encompass the inanity.

I’m not sure how or why, but “knife crime” is one of the stupidest things he’s ever said. Even in a vacuum outside of the ridiculous amount of recent gun violence it’s so pointless and stupid.

What in the ever-loving fuck are you talking about?

Seriously such an incredibly funny moment - I had forgotten about this so thank you.

Nah, i miss the old Kanye.

Comey missed a golden opportunity for a “APOLOGIZE, ALL!!!” mention in his tweet. Do you even internet, bro?

NextDoor is essentially “Old Man Yells At Cloud” in app form.

He already admitted he wished he wouldn’t have said that, but felt it was necessary at the time. I think his heart was in the right place, to be honest.

I put the over/under on “number of restaurant dishes he’s sent back because they weren’t to his liking” at 12.5.

I used to believe that, until election night 2016. 

The GOP made it clear they have no intention of rationally solving any political debate a loooong time ago. We are a nation full of morons, may as well cater to them.

Not that he would bother to respond, but I’d love it if AOC challenged Trump to do “everyman” activities - she posts a video of herself changing a tire on Facebook Live or something (I just assume she can) and challenges him to do the same.

Not to mention that technically speaking, Trump would fall under the category of “Coastal Elite” - or at least he wants to be.

Ah yes, the Big Pun defense.

Literally no one has ever said that about anyone. She may as well have called the line “Strawman.”

I mean, this shit sucks but this is probably what she should be doing instead of pretending to be a political expert or anyone worth listening to in any capacity. 

Legitimately surprised to see no teams were named “The Troops.”