Now, reporting the calories per 1oz for some items and calories per bar/package/etc for others makes this useless information! Nobody is eating 1oz of a 1.5oz bag of chips, they are eating the bag.

Dude, love your take a lot, but serious +1 and props for opprobrium.

The former Tigres and Mexican national team player told press he was “fine,” sporting a bandage on his hand—presumably due to either the punch, or the glass-breaking:

I’m sure deep down you realize this, but you are an asshole. Is this a piece a literary masterpiece that will be dissected by scholars for years to come? No. But this is a great insight from one person’s point of view into an aspect of incarceration that is rarely, if ever, talked about (aside from vague, and…

Not in Jersey! (Thank God!)