This is hilarious. What’s the betting that Trump only mentions Cruz once in his speech and then goes on another rant about Hillary, Obama and no collusion though.

Evangelical Christian defines “lies and dishonesty.”

Ted Cruz always looks like his human costume is slipping off his alien body.

They picked the right message. The others are too iffy. For instance, pointing out he’s a religious hypocrite? They all are, inside, as well; so too close to home. Suggesting Cruz might not be anti-gay enough is ridiculous - and also less popular than it used to be. Accusing him of not being presidential? He’s not…

We were having a good laugh today about how this attempt to”trigger the liberals” has fallen SO astonishingly flat that they’ve had to resort to mocking up their own fake headlines simulating liberal outrage just so they can pretend they haven’t totally wasted all their time and money on a pointless Stunt that’s…

As many as 45 House Republicans could lose their seats in the upcoming midterm election

So is the reporting dishonest and you didn’t make the comments or was it honest and you did but you expected them to be off the record?

UK Update:

It says a lot about how fucked up politics is that:

No!

Shot:

He’s basically setting up the narrative so that any violence perpetrated by right-wing nutjobs after the elections will be blamed on the Democrats. Because lying and shifting blame are the only things Republicans know how to do anymore.

So if the Democrats win, what’s the point of this supposed violence bullshit?

I’m going to violently celebrate if we win the midterms, which is to say, I’ll have two scotches. Truly, us progressives are history’s greatest monsters.

Regarding gerrymandering: a huge win in NC, true. But it’s not “all states” that need the judiciary to step in (that's a really contentious and haphazard approach). The answer is nonpartisan committees.

Oh Mike, we all yearn for a more respectful time, but the problem is I want a time where all people are respected, and you want a time where women and black people weren’t so upity.

Apologies in advance, but whenever Callista Gingrich is mentioned, I am forced to post this picture:

If we lived in a more respectful time, no Republican would have been elected to office since 1964.

Hey, Pence.

Oh, he’s getting worse. Between the panic over the investigations, the dementia and the speed-raddled wasteland of his brain tissue, it’s just all: