Vader redeemed himself. Trump isn't capable.

I think I'd prefer Darth Vader as my father. 

Trump is tweeting to his base, not Sessions. His goal is to discredit the investigation in their eyes.

“Our Economy is setting records on virtually every front - Probably the best our country has ever done. Tremendous value created since the Election. The World is respecting us again! Companies are moving back to the U.S.A.”

“I have asked Secretary of State Mike Pompeo not to go to North Korea, at this time, because I feel we are not making sufficient progress with respect to the denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula.” Wow, word?

Palestinian Mexican American. This is the America I know. When those morons start spouting off about America is white and blond/blue-eyed, all I can think is bish where are you from? And life must be boring as hell for you. And I’m glad I’m not from there, because I need more variety on where I am going to eat than…

It would be funny if it wasn’t so infuriating.

I can buy that, but Pitt’s little smile prior to his senseless death is one of my favorite moments of his career.

I think we all know....

Yes. When Nixon resigned, he became subject to criminal prosecution. In order to avoid that, Ford gave him a blanket pardon for any crimes he may have committed, so he just slithered away and wrote memoirs.

“A red wave” sounds like some sort of dorm-wide period syncing. Mike Pence’s face would melt off like the guy in Raiders of the Lost Ark. 

Getting very busy. I was gonna watch Giuliani on FoxNews tonight, explaining why guilty means not guilty but Fox might just wanna go dark after all this. 

“Gorka responded by calling the man “un-American.””

This is what a stupid person thinks fancy food looks like

If the president is actually serious about adding jobs, maybe hire actual humans to answer the phones?

It’s not fair to expect a front for money laundering to actually employ people; that would seriously impact revenues.

right? like “oh it’s a he said he said.” except that Trump has tweeted about saying it, talked to other people about saying it, etc.

I’m an old who was glued to the Watergate hearings when I was a precocious pre-teen and I remember it well. What I’ve been hearing since 45 took the oath makes all that look like nothing, it is getting worse by the week and still we have most of the house and senate with their heads in the sand (or up their asses) and…

So Rudy’s admitting that he doesn’t want his client to testify because he’ll lie?

Among the many, many reasons we need to take the House in November—the Senate would be great, too, but the House is essential—is one that most people are not aware of: it will provide access to Trump’s tax returns.