@morphoyle: How can the word 'abuse' be used? Apple doesnt abuse the patent system, they just use it.

I thought this was a post on how to eat plutonium; then plug a flux capacitor (available at any local Walmart, not online) into their skin and travel back and forward through time!!!

@SewerShark: Magsafe

I cant wait to read all of the remarks by users regarding Apple and Patents!

@iAmWillJ: Its because the spider ate a wolf.

@showbiz2: I know right; one day the grandparents we worry so much about will be dead then we will only have to worry about our parents!

@OMG! Pickles!: I think people think Dell invented facial recognition.

@RuBBa_cHiKiN: North Gizmodo is Best Gizmodo: They have wheelchairs.

@freakboy9: i hope they blend it with the battery inside!

Who the hell buys Gateway's anymore? They're just trying to milk that cow before it dies, because the milk is already sour.

@LetsTryThisAgain: Whats the deal with World Of Warcraft anyway? I played it for about 5 years, then i analyzed the game mechanics, deduced that the rest of the game would be killing monsters to get gear and sat my headset down.

I use a toolbox; suits me just fine!

Those damn Egyptians! With their photo editing and Transformers.

Wow, great article!

@NotEnglishSpeaker: Thanks for the lookup on all of this information, this added a lot of content to this article.

Whats next? Human Baby powered electric generators?

Good Job! Keep all of their products flowing evenly with eachother :)

@MagicTrackpad: Bill Gates is the real Ninja Master.

Do you know if Rockwell Automation or Allen Bradley are hiring?

Somehow, i could see Indiana Jones flying a plane into this house because he thought it was just a rock.