Stripped of 11 pounds.

The same escape vehicle that all of the most successful criminals use:

Chevy SS, it has 430 hp and it flys under the radar. The police would be looking for a Malibu.

I went from a 75K car to a golf R. And it had nothing to do with finances.

Two words and a letter:

If I HAVE to use mayo, it’s getting mixed with something. Mustard. Sprinkles of Adobo seasoning. I see its moisture benefits, but it’s gross on its own.

Here at jalopnik we don’t care what you want, but we know what you need.

Abarth 500 with warranty that sound is amazing

Perfectly stated. My 85 Civic Si had no fake vents. My 99 Integra GS-R had no fake vents. Now my 2015 GTI has no fake vents.

Between my wife and I in our lifetime we have had three Civics (including an 85 Si), an Integra GS-R, an Element, CRV and two Odyssey’s. She saw the new Civic Si the other day and just started laughing out loud at it. I have abandoned the brand and now drive a GTI which is the spiritual successor to my 85 Si. Clean,…

It’s not getting hate because it’s not a brown wagon, it’s getting hate because look at picture #5. 100% fake vents. 100% poser. At least the Integra looks honest.

I buy cars to drive. Not impress people anyway. Why should you care what your coworker thinks?

Maybe it helps in person, but the intakes, vents, and odd body lines just push the wrong buttons.

while the old car can’t compete with modern tech, I bet there’s no amount of modern tech that can hide 500lbs when it comes to driver sensation and the joy of tint dark enough to hide the embarrassment of driving something that is light on its feet ugly in public.

It’s amazing how much of a rolling circus the CTR is.

How do you feel about Dodge Nitro’s. Maybe it’s just where I live but I stay away from those things like the plague. If your smart enough to purchase a Nitro I assume your smart enough to wreck the fuck out of someones car.

Ha ha, those Saudis! They’re finding out how hard it is to lift themselves out of the dark ages!

I’m abstaining from voting on any more BMWs, due to the fact that I’m sick to death with boredom.

Counterpoint: This is a polished turd that has a drivetrain from a totaled vehicle. Fun car to drive while not caring about it, but not for $17k.

His views might be more solid now, but his food for the next few weeks certainly won’t be.